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"What was it with humans and sitting, its like a fetish to them." - Murderbot

The old product triangle: do you want it good, fast, or cheap? Pick two.

"Houston, we have chutney, and that is not a problem.' - Charles Heath

It's dangerous to rush inside trains when doors are closing, so please refrain from doing so.

Kinda wild. First time I've ever won a lotto.

"Light but regular pruning, little and often, that's the trick." - Alan Partridge

Septic shock can lead to paranoia and delusions. Never trust a hippy or third-person hyperbole!

when shaka come, it dreader than dread

goodbye

Skullbrain, as of 4/25/25 I am officially a father.

https://xkcd.com/3073/

https://youtube.com/shorts/gOAAulqhLBw?feature=shared

"I'm gonna go backwards, so I don't go too far into the future. I don't wanna get eaten by a robot or something." - Beavis

"Thank you, drive through." - Beavis

RIP My mother. Rest in peace you were an ANGEL.. Thank You for being a nice Mother.

RIP DAVID ALLEN MCGOWAN

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long." Mitch Hedberg

Some of you have a serious math problem, dont think nobody noticed.

And the sheep will Lie downs with the Lion.

Coffee and the fam, E long for them back. Make Sofubi Nerd Again. Down with Treason.

Happy Fat Tuesday! Paczki's are so damn good! And they are way better when you buy them from mom and pop donut shops!

"I don't know Karate, but I know Ka-razy." - James Brown

Toy Drama=Global Drama

"I bet it's a loyalty test. Remember the spicy candy?" - Irving B.

Toy drama > Global drama!