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chaos fleas

Congratulations to @coma21 on his new store in NM!

Paying over $70 in shipping for 2 toys...Waiting for weeks for the package to be shipped...Only for the wrong fucking toy to be sent to you

Obligatory “filthy animal” post.

[Bhuna Oysters] The potential of oysters is infinite! Today, a deliciousness awakens!

"It never gets easier, you just go faster." - Greg LeMond

R.I.P. Gary 'Mani' Mounfield

Octopus with Hiroshima leeks and Ponzu, refreshing to the eye, mounds of leeks with plump Octopus playing hide and seek.

"Makes you want to eat Rice." - Solitary Gourmet

Its really crazy how fast the months fly by once you get close to Halloween.

speak softly, and carry a beagle.

"I'll kick your ass about that another time Beavis, for now let's just enjoy the moment." - Butt-head

It's true, the DSTRCT show is a government orchestrated distraction to take attention away from the Panama alien symbiote

Nagugu! Nagugu! Nagugu!

bansheebot.bigcartel.com

"I'm saying it's the end Butters, I'm going to kill myself. And you." - Cartman

Bubbles?!! Oh come-on Sharon, I'm fuckin Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of fuckin Darkness !!!

R.I.P Ozzy Osbourne

"I am missing episode 420 to 568 of Sanctuary Moon." - Murderbot

The old product triangle: do you want it good, fast, or cheap? Pick two.

"Houston, we have chutney, and that is not a problem.' - Charles Heath

It's dangerous to rush inside trains when doors are closing, so please refrain from doing so.

Kinda wild. First time I've ever won a lotto.

"Light but regular pruning, little and often, that's the trick." - Alan Partridge