Looking for a custom Tokoji
status post about dog
mentioning how I wanna pet dat dogge
weebles wobble but they don't fall down
"Hello Steven, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?"
Yes, i can hear you Clem Fandango. Why are you wearing your sister's clothes?
"Oh for fucks sake. Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango."
Matt Berry rules.
I'll stay happy living in blissful ignorance!
So apparently it's typical for chihuahuas to bond with only one person? I guess Bruiser missed the memo.
2 good friends in less than 6 months dead from heart attacks. God damnit.
My condolences... this is one thing I'm finding difficult to come to terms with, that the older you get, the more you are surrounded by death... and you don't always get to say goodbye. It's rough.
I just read this properly. Within 6 months is a serious double whammy, sorry to hear that. I haven't lost any friends yet, and i consider myself very lucky. I'm nearly 50.
Thanks all. Yeah the first friend a few months back was 36 and my friend the other night was 42. I'm hitting 52 this summer. Ugh.
Getting my first ketamine infusion tomorrow... I'm more upset over not being able to eat beforehand than having a needle in my arm.
fuck. fucking 0-3 so far. ('awesome').. hope the drought ends soon. (kicks rock.)
"Riley! You take that diaper off your head, you put it back onto your sister." - Dot
No, Bruiser, you cannot dig into a leg. It may be covered in fabric but that's not how it works.
Your dog is called Bruiser? That is awesome!
He was a rescue and we just couldn't change that name, haha.
I read on the internet that being goth is 80% lint rolling. That feels relevant.
I wore a pair of black pants out today and it was covered in dog hair and sweater/scarf fuzzies by the time I got home. ...so I think that's probably about right.
Boston Bruins vs NHL isn't going well for the NHL! 17-3-2 since mid November. No one is taking Boston serious but look out.
- as loud as hell - a ringing bell - behind my smile it shakes my teeth - and all the while - as vampires feed - i bleed -
Me too, Kim's backing vocals were always a major part of their sound.
Speaking of Kim on backing vocals, check out a track by Ultra Vivid Scene called "Special One," she sings back up on that tune as well. One of my favorite bands from the 80s/90s..
Cool, i will. Never heard of that before.
Pro tip: If you think it's ok to have a conference call while working in an OPEN OFFICE ENVIRONMENT, I hate you.
Jerks with offices also do it. They rarely shut their doors, but do feel the need to yell at the phone.
"LOOK AT ME, I'M IMPORTANT, I'M ON A PHONE"
Same shit in my chemo ward. This redneck thinks it's cool to play every ring tone then get on speaker phone with really sick sleepy people around you. I feel like asking the nurses to slip him extra benadryl!
“It's like the day you realize dolls are dolls. I pick up my old self and I see it's silly. A toy I've played with too often."
"some summa day wen warm is here an' winta cold is gone, we'll set a tray of cool root beer an' kwoff it both alone." - Krazy Kat
Planning tiny little New Year's Resolutions so maybe I can actually stick to them this year.
And than you went nuts and ate all the candy....
Oh, I NEVER make diet resolutions... because I know I will always eat all the candy. ;P
for a single man, i have an insane amount of cutlery.
You'll always be prepared for an impromptu dinner party, or a huge surge in scrap metal prices!
but SB keeps trucking
Everything is coming into focus collecting-wise.
I wish I knew the meaning of the word! But in all honesty, a New Year's Resolution of mine is to cut back on my collection and focus more on GID/UV reactive, save for a few amazing sculpts. ;)
(Q.) What do you call a cat in the desert? (A.) Sandy Claws.
Hope everyone has a safe and non-disastrous holiday season. I'd say have a happy one, but I know that isn't possible for everybody.
It's just another day for me except it's annoying as fuck cause nothing is hardly fucking open on my off day. >.>
I hate Twitter, it's like a State surveillance agency run by gullible volunteers. It's a Stasi for the Angry Birds generation - Stewart Lee
Only thing I use it for is crypto news. For some reason it's the go-to for traders.
Otherwise I really don't care about the way random person #5,245,936's sandwich tasted this afternoon.
At least on Instagram I can admire ppl toy photo's rather than trying to find photos for toys in a sea of unrelated nonsense.
this time of year I always think of filthy animals
Nativity animals pooping everywhere?
"Home Alone" but that too
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