Old Skool Kaiju guy strikes again

Discussion in 'Whatever' started by blashyrkh, Apr 14, 2008.

  1. blashyrkh

    blashyrkh Addicted

    Now I know this is a rip off cross between Anime visuals and Sam Flores but I almost kind of liked this for two seconds - until I got to the shoes!!! Way to ruin a figure! "I like this samurai girl look, but it's not quite complete..."

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    "Oh shit, that's it! No samurai outfit is not complete without big fat sneakers!" My oh my. What is wrong with these people?

    At least he didn't call it "old skool kaiju" (Another almost not bad toy cursed with a horrible name - and BIG ASS SHOES.
     
  2. Winu

    Winu S7 Royalty

    Yep, it was doing 'ok' until those huge shoes. :?
     
  3. blashyrkh

    blashyrkh Addicted

    Perhaps the feudal system in Japan would have survived if the Samurai just had the foresight to wear big sneakers. They could have run faster that way.

    I have now seen the light. I wonder if I can get a KR kid to customize some big ass sneakers for my toys?
     
  4. Winu

    Winu S7 Royalty

    All toys be sportin' dope kicks yo. :roll: 8)
     
  5. melek_taus

    melek_taus Mini Boss

    Not really feelin' the pose either...

    looks like she's ready to do the running man or something. :?
     
  6. akum6n

    akum6n Vintage

    Someone's been watching Bleach.

    Those dual hip-mounted swords seem ...cumbersome.
     
  7. melek_taus

    melek_taus Mini Boss

    Ahh. Sword handles. :roll: I need to drink some coffee. Thought those were her arms.
     
  8. Biff

    Biff S7 Royalty

    This is from Eric Scarecrow, the dude that did the Statue of Liberty chick holding a spray can instead of the torch, She also has big shoes and face was very cartoony. Seen it on the front page of the TT site. Been on sale for a long time, so I guess it's not a big hit w/ the KR crowd, either.
     
  9. blashyrkh

    blashyrkh Addicted

    OK you guys, this is top secret product development, so don't let the guys on other message boards see this...it's the prototypes for my "Kaiju With Kicks" line...

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    Sorry, those are the biggest sneakers I have. The completed toy will have much, much bigger shoes on.
     
  10. Biff

    Biff S7 Royalty

    Kicks are for KR, you silly Skullbrainer.[​IMG]
     
  11. tavaro

    tavaro S7 Royalty

    whats with the sword design? the handles insinuate fists and she really has no arms to fill her sleeves. looks like beavis doing the cornholio. :roll: she needs TP for her bungholeo.

    btw: her pretzel belt also sucks.
     
  12. meary

    meary Addicted

    Adding "urban" elements to random non-urban things is probably my least favorite toy trend. It ruined some of those Flores paintings for me too.
     
  13. Locomoco

    Locomoco Die-Cast

    Ooooh... it's supposed to be a spray can? I thought it was a vibrator... I was wondering why nobody else was offended by that.

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    LOL!!! My Hero!!! :D
     
  14. VELOCITRON

    VELOCITRON Comment King

    Come on guys, don't you get it? She's all bummed out because she's gotta wear hand-me-downs from her big brothers, who just happen to be a graffitti artist and a samurai.
     
  15. shhhi_da_yo!

    shhhi_da_yo! Toy Prince

    douche

    False! who doesn't love kickz?!
     
  16. KJB

    KJB Comment King

    Where is Lord Bemon when you need him?
     
  17. blashyrkh

    blashyrkh Addicted

    He is putting on his big ass tennis shoes. Lord Bemons lack of fingers makes tying shoelaces a chore!
     
  18. bryce_r

    bryce_r Die-Cast


    HA! Unexpected. THat was pretty funny
     
  19. missy

    missy Post Pimp

    her hands remind me of the double inverted nad twist:

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  20. Vombie

    Vombie Vintage

    I like how the swords are designed to make you think it's her arms, but damn if this type of style isn't played out as hell. I can't help but think of...



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  21. Joe

    Joe Die-Cast

    Lol!
     
  22. justin

    justin Addicted

    lol, i got a good laugh out of that.
     
  23. sumatra71

    sumatra71 Super Deformed

    damn, I seriously need one of them hot rod glow Damnedrons...!!!
     
  24. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    rick.. trade me that hallowen boogieman! ill give you a pair of dope kicks
     
  25. Winu

    Winu S7 Royalty

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