The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. hellopike

    hellopike S7 Royalty

    Boo this toy!
    Boooooo!
     
    hellopike, Mar 4, 2022
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  2. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Fungus the bogeysofubi ...

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    The Moog, Mar 5, 2022
    #5452
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  3. rattanicus

    rattanicus Mini Boss

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    rattanicus, Mar 5, 2022
    #5453
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  4. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    I do like the stitched flesh spiral on the forehead, not gonna lie. I haven’t seen that before. The rest though, same old same old rotting corpse toy, sans weenie.
     
    hellointerloper, Mar 5, 2022
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  5. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

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    Did it. Let me know if I missed something.
     
    hellointerloper, Mar 5, 2022
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  6. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Thank you for introducing me to the word, 'Vagootle'. :thumbsup:

    Great stuff. I would change the 'Metallic colors' to 'Metallic blizzard' or 'Metallic catastrophe'. Something like that ... I think you nailed it though :lol:
     
    The Moog, Mar 5, 2022
    #5456
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  7. bunnyboy

    bunnyboy Side Dealer

    Damn @hellointerloper beat me to it - edited to incorporate "vagootle", otherwise this one just has a lot of redundant shit. Like most of the toys in this thread..!!11! :dam:

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    bunnyboy, Mar 5, 2022
    #5457
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  8. Roger

    Roger Vintage

    How about "lazy digital sculpt?"
     
    Roger, Mar 5, 2022
    #5458
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  9. hellopike

    hellopike S7 Royalty

    Lol. Ron English.
     
    hellopike, Mar 5, 2022
    #5459
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  10. MiscreationToys

    MiscreationToys Toy Prince

    Just doing my part for this thread! :mrgreen::thumbsup:
     
    MiscreationToys, Mar 5, 2022
    #5460
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  11. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    This is great, how could I forget burnt turd? :lol:
     
    hellointerloper, Mar 5, 2022
    #5461
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  12. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    I LOL'd at 'Hairy Pineapple' too :)
     
    The Moog, Mar 5, 2022
    #5462
  13. doomboy

    doomboy Addicted

    I think 'Custom' and 'Digital Symmetry' could be worthy additions .
     
    doomboy, Mar 6, 2022
    #5463
  14. bunnyboy

    bunnyboy Side Dealer

    Edited to reflect valuable community input. Went with just "digital" because as often as that goes together with lazy/symmetry, it also does with "Can't stop won't stop" as evidenced by that sculpted landfill on p217

     
    bunnyboy, Mar 6, 2022
    #5464
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  15. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    ooh, a Joker 'tribute' ... i've never seen that before.

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    The Moog, Mar 8, 2022
    #5465
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  16. taviq

    taviq Toy Prince

    I love that bingo card.
    Ron English!!!! HA!
    We can probably add 500 dollar price tag for first sculpt
     
    taviq, Mar 8, 2022
    #5466
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  17. Vombie

    Vombie Vintage

    Can we just put a triple fire emoji for one of the entries?

    and “Lottery”.

    Or
    To Enter:
    1. Follow me on IG
    2. Leave a comment that might suggest that you’d blow me for this toy
    3. Tag your “friends”
     
    Vombie, Mar 9, 2022
    #5467
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  18. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    the extended card sporadically doesn't view for me, so here's another imgur version ...

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    The Moog, Mar 9, 2022
    #5468
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  19. Anti Social Andy

    Anti Social Andy Die-Cast

    Despite ticking SO MANY of those boxes and having been talked down by both Mrs Anti Social and @Mr Fox . . . I STILL want to produce the Yokaii Dildo Demon I have trapped in my head! :lol:

    If it came with separate Mickey Ears and a Swasticka'd butt-plug omake I could bag another 3 squares fo' shizzle! ;)
     
    Anti Social Andy, Mar 9, 2022
    #5469
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  20. Mr Fox

    Mr Fox Addicted

    Perhaps the real Fugly part is the story of how it got there in the first place!?

    No wonder you’re anti social!
     
    Mr Fox, Mar 9, 2022
    #5470
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  21. doomboy

    doomboy Addicted

    I think Planet X Asia deserve an award for services to the fugly toy community...in fact a Sofubi Razzies is long overdue .
     
    doomboy, Mar 10, 2022
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  22. ultrakaiju

    ultrakaiju Die-Cast Staff Member

    I can already picture some of the categories:

    - worst lottery format
    - longest pre-order wait
    - most garish to behold paint application
    - most amateur 'professional' custom
    - biggest flip margin
    - most egregious sales solicitation
    - saddest IG begging post
    - most dis-proportionate sculpting
    - least likely to stand unsupported award
    - laziest coat-tail riding
    - highest number of phalluses included
    - oddest choice for a bootleg
    - shortest life of a new toy maker to the 'scene'    ​
     
    ultrakaiju, Mar 10, 2022
    #5472
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  23. Roger

    Roger Vintage

    What was the IG begging part?
     
    Roger, Mar 10, 2022
    #5473
  24. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    detachable penis ... :thumbsup:

    i don't care how much you like the movie, fugly is fugly.

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    The Moog, Mar 10, 2022
    #5474
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  25. ultrakaiju

    ultrakaiju Die-Cast Staff Member

    I mean, I appreciate that at least in this case they attempted [I hope?] to do something close to their hearts? But yeah, this is all about the execution, and if you are going to try and do a toy of transformed Tetsuo, I just think you probably want to give it a bit more thought than this one had. So much that needs fixing.

    But still, while fugly, I at least respect it on some level; and it is by nature of the beast a fugly source material - through absolute pure intent. This is like an interpretation of a Cronenberg creation; you can't fault it for being what it is.
     
    ultrakaiju, Mar 10, 2022
    #5475
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