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    This just in:

    The mufflerless truck next door
    Blasts Journey for hours
    I wish they'd stop believing


    Full disclosure? It was me that just said that. To my cat. Didn't help.
     
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    "he get your bunny and guineapig hamster rat to feed his snake he from detroit he can by frozen mice to feed his snake any cheap pet kitten are used for pit bull so dont put and thing cheap here on craigslist or free"

    Not so much heard as encountered. :(
     
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    And this is why you never give away pets on Craigslist...
     
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    "Most white people are not ethnic."
     
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    Random guy at the gas station - That mask make you feel like a tough guy?

    Me - Yup. I feel like a fucking ninja. Or like in Red Dead Redemption when you put on a mask to rob banks and stuff. So tougher than usual for sure.

    Random - That was a pretty good game.
     
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    Me - This relationship is shit. You don't even talk to me anymore. All you do sleep all day. Then you wake up to eat and go back to bed. All night you wander around the house like some kind of ghost looking for things to break even though you aren't angry. These days you spend all of your time just staring out the window or laying by the heater. It feels like this pandemic is driving you crazy.

    My Cat - Meow...
     
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    “Mr. Bean fucks.”
     
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    "You've got a cool walk. Like someone raised in the 70's. Edgy, confident, but not with too much attitude."

    I thought but did not reply, "cool. I've still got a swagger."
     
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    "I’m sorry but I find snakes a bit scary and not appropriate for house pets. "

    I find it interesting how we communicate. In one sentence this person went from a personal feeling to a judgment. It serves as a good reminder to me to pay attention to my own words.
     
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    In response to me saying I saw something on Skullbrain:

    "ahahha i didn't even know that skullbrain was still a thing :)"
     
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    Was it ever a thing? :lol:
     
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    While walking my new stray cat around the duck pond in the neighborhood I saw a woman with a beautiful dog that looked like a cross between a giraffe and a zebra.

    Me - Oh my! That dog is beautiful! What kind is it?

    Her - Thank you! He's a pure peruvian inca orchid that we found in Spain and just fell in love with. You cat is very pretty too! What is she?

    Me - Umm... orange.







    Her dog looked like this but with darker spots


    . [​IMG]
     
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    "I liked it when I first saw it, now I see that I was also lighting my bowls with anal fire."
     
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    “Amazon does their fair share of good, they don’t need to pay taxes.”

    I hate stupid people.
     
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    Amazon just bought MGM. If they are a force for good they will bury The Wizard of Oz forever.
     
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    Lady that fit the Karen look to a tee standing by the doors to the grocery store screaming to everyone wearing a mask that they don't have to anymore.
     
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    “I prefer olives to reggae”
     
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    So do I.
     
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    "Your father better take you tomorrow; you're getting on my nerve"

    On a long train ride with a screaming child
     
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    What does the reggae enthusiast say when they run out of weed?
    "Turn that fucking shit off."
     
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    I had to agree with them.
     
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    This was from a travel vlog of two people on the island of Borneo. One points to a building and says...
    "This was the first of its kind built on the continent of Asia."
     
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    Islands are usually included when you refer to continents.

    (Unfortunately. I wish Staten Island wasn't associated with anything in North America.)
     
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    True, and I appreciate you pointing that out.
     

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