Nooooooooo! Turn away from the evils of skeletor! In the UK, we've had to put up with her talent-free pouty beanpole ways for far too long that I've lost any ability to look at her with out getting angry. Weird thing is I kinda like Ms Hilton. Yep, it doesn't make sense in my head either. But back on point, she's a witch. A simple ducking stool will prove that. Actually with her 'natural' boobs (her words not mine) she'd float if she was or not. But take it from me she's evil. Honest to god.
umm... bone thin women with huge implants (lips, boobs, whatever) always make me think "mental case"...and Posh is a prime example of celebrinsanity, if you ask me...(stated at the risk of upsetting the fütballer hubby) You Brits can keep her, and I'll volunteer to throw in Paris AND Nichole Ritchie as bonus stickfigures...
the freckles are what keep her from imploding...the breaking news today was that she is wearing some sort of alcohol detecting bracelet to prove she isn't drinking---I hope she starts smoking plenty of weed and eating Ben & Jerry's or Taco Bell to put on some weight---the booze was the only caloric intake she was getting, by the looks of things!
Hey don't worry - Fat Lindsay will be back. Coke + booze = fat, slim, fat, slim, fat....then huuuuge. Then dead. There are dozens of girls better looking than these slags walking down my street every day, and they're not "stars"...just everyday sluts. God, I love sluts.
