I like that just attaching some random piece of hardware to the end of douche. Try some more? Fuck those douche-hoses. Fuck those douche-bulbs.
Thanks Alex! This made me smile. That and "douche-nozzle", which I am immediately adopting into my vocabulary. Of course, I keep hoping to receive constant pictures in the mail of the Evil in front of world landmarks, and then someday see his magical return (minus broken window), but I am not holding my breath. See ya in April!