Fuck You Fuck You Thread

Nothing wrong with sleeping around. Not my thing, but I'd be an idiot to look down on people who do. Some people think sex has to be emotional, some think sex is just for fun. Just the way the world works.
Personally I feel like the burden of guilt is all on her. She knows what she's doing, she knows the potential consequences. If it's not you she's cheating with, it'll be someone else. Just what I think though.

Also, in regards to what Waterbear said, (correct me if I'm wrong though) I think what he meant is if you were to be her fuck buddy but also get to know the kids, then just drop out of their lives when the arrangement doesn't work anymore... that would really fuck them up. I have seen so many people who are generally have the "UNFAITHFUL CHEATER, DO NOT DATE" stamp on their forehead (at least to people who know them) get into relationships with a single parent. They become the kid's new best pal, the kid loves them, and then bam, breakup happens and suddenly a major player in that kid's life and wellbeing disappears.
Fuck those people.

 

It's a sad state of affairs when the saga of @Lixx and his blue-balls is the most interesting thing on Skulldrain!

 

Indeed it is! Lesson- suppress hang-ups about the world and yourself or you constantly fall into these kinds of awful situations. Let's get back to better topics. Sorry for the over-share, I just have no filter online or in real-life apparently. One day I'll figure out this thing called life.

 

Not that anyone might care but my dentist was super attentive when I went back for my post op check up. Lol pretty sure he's worried I was thinking about suing lol fuck that guy

 

Go have sex, it's good for you. Just speaking in general.

 

So is ice cream!

 

Fuck the world I guess?!
I hope you are really proud!

 

Apparently some dipshit senator said something to the point of "If global warming is real, god will take care of it." We're all doomed.

 

So in some weird reverse toy karma voodoo who knows what I am now working in a pop-up shop full of Funko merchandise for three months.. there are much much worse jobs out there and I still kind of enjoy it, but every time I carry a box with the Funko logo on the side of it I can feel my toy soul dying

 

Fuck that guy

 

Fuck CHIPMUNKS! You think squirrels are bad when it comes to eating and digging up plants? Chipmunks will not only devour everything you love, but build massive subterranean tunnels through your entire lawn and garden. Nothing is sacred.
And they don't learn. They've dug up my onions at least three times already only to realize that whoops, this isn't a yummy flower bulb, this is a fucking onion. They dig deep enough to uncover the onion itself, and then stop. They don't even take a bite, the scent must be enough to make them say "nah bruhhhh".
Stupid adorable pipsqueaks.

 

FUCK YOU DALLAS WEATHER! It was soooo shitty our plane couldn't land for over two hours and we were just circling around in the fucking air running out out fuel! Fuck fuck fuck you! If it weren't for the free liquor, I'd have caused a commotion!

 

They are fucking adorable but I could totally see that being a giant pain in the ass. Squirrels love to fuck with our garden, especially the strawberries and cantaloupe. They pull a whole fucking cantaloupe off the vine, take 3 bites out of it and fucking leave it on the ground. I'd take the cantaloupe with the bites out of it and put it near the fence that they use to get into the garden and do you think they come back and eat from the same one? Fuck no, they grab a new one off the vine and do the same fucking thing..

 

Oof,.. my condolences, Steve... Tho a fine argument for the Google glass temporal lobe implant if there ever was one.

 

Ehh they're unpainted anyhow. Who likes unpainted? Boring!

@hellointerloper If you think chipmunks are bad hope to never get voles! When I lived in Williamsville we had a bit of a drought last summer. So because water was in short supply these buggers would literally climb up every blooming plant we had in the garden and bite off just about ready to bloom flowers! It was so frustrating.

 

pic above is from 10:30 this morning on my way to get coffee. so this F U goes to the person who smashed into me and sent me flipping into a light post and took off immediately after impact. might be selling some toys to replace my air compressor that was in the car and is probably no longer working. but other then that i only smashed my head through a window and into the roof of my car.... so things could be worse lol have a good weekend and be safe y'all

 

Jesus fucking Christ Manny, are you okay?

 

Hopefully traffic cams caught a glimpse of the license plate. Get thee to a physician and make sure you aren't concussed.

 

Fuuuuck!! I hope you're ok man, and that they catch the shit stain who hit you!

 

paramedics checked me out and after the adrenaline wore off im only really feeling any type of pain in my head ribs and leg BUT nothing serious! just wanted to throw it out there so anyone who sees this remembers to drive carefully!

 

@MoonspellxRites WTF! Glad to see you are ok Manny and yes! MAJOR FUCK YOU TO SHITTY DRIVERS! Especially the ones that run off like that. But seriously! Glad you are ok and you are absolutely correct, it could have been worse ):

 

Glad to hear you are OK, and yes, a serious FU to this guy. I hope the driver was caught on camera. Best of luck with all this.