If your soundtrack for the day doesn't include "Black Hole Sun" then you're not doing it right. The eclipse is really just Chris Cornell saying how do you do.
I get what you're saying, Japes, but I've been doing it wrong as often as possible since that song came out. Blech!
Here's an eclipse jammy for you, Japes! Untune the sky... Wipe out the sun! The Moles. Great for any occasion.