Dear Pantaloon, I see what you're doing. Trying to ruffle the feathers of what you see as a click. You know, I can't say I blame you - I like it when people put each other in check when one thinks the other is taking themself too seriously. Really - I like smartasses, shit talkers & boat rockers. But here's the deal: the ones I like are FUNNY! Sadly, this doesn't describe you. You're like that annoying, attention starved dude in highschool that thought he was really funny and clever, and would never shut the fuck up. Always had a comback for everything. A tired, cliche, unfunny comeback for e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g. Gawd - what a asswhipping! So the point is this. Unless you can somehow figure out how to actually become funny (because then, you'd have a fan in me - seriously) - please exit gracefully and quietly. xo, -Alex "zomboid" Cuervo
Oh. My. Dear Zomboid. I will submit my stand up VHS to Second City. I pray to Charley the tuna that I will be deemed accepted and will diligently try to polish my craft. Tonight I will test out my latest round of funnies at "Ol Town Tavern" see if it gets any traction. Zomboid I do hope you send me good thoughts! Sports bars are a rough customer for my Funnies. BTW. Did you have a cool website a wile back that would shake when it loaded up? Lots of cool reviews of monster toys, Early KUbricks and other fun stuff like BXH toys pictures? I cant find the URL for it. This must have been 7 years back ? The web-master was some guy into Balzac. If it was you, it was awe inspiring. If it was not. Please continue to dole out constructive advice counselor. Its welcome by all I am sure.
lucky for you, i ran it thru my handy-dandy BLUR translator.... it says "I am going to try doing stand up comedy. Did you used to have a really cool website about Balzac stuff? If so, you rule. If not, then you are worthless" rough translation of course...there is no direct BLUR to english translation, but you can get the rough ideas of it all
Yeah - that was my site. It's now parked with an ad for some kind of penis enlargement product, which, for the record I do NOT recommend. Anyhoo - whatever. I edited this post & removed all the mean stuff - coz really, what's the point? As long as you're amusing yourself, who am I to tell you what to do or say? Shine on you crazy fucker. Shine on.