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    Hey guys,

    ...i am a lame-ass-toy-nerd + lover of photography, so sometimes i take what i call 'stoner toy set-pieces'. Occasionally i get really carried away and do whole narratives; i will place these photos here. *100% Geek PSA over*
     
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    1st Up - An Ewoking Dead Supply Raid at the DoubleBayCommune:

    '...the commune is gonna be happy caus HCKid has had a successful beer n grass run. He sent this shot as a postcard from the road. OnTheRd, ConvictTown.'

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    '...HCKid gloating after slaying an invading EwokingDead scout. The bastards never travel alone so the commune is on high alert now. The EwokingDead probably heard about HCKids successful beerngrass run the other day and are looking to steal needed supplies. Can't blame em really...'

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    '...well HCKid reported back to commune base about the EwokingDead scout he slayed. So the guys are all getting ready for a possible supply raid. RCKid is damn prepared that's for sure, caus he ain't letting no one steal his green. Especially those flesh eating EwokingDead bastards.'

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    '...the whole damn commune is getting geared up for the likely EwokingDead supply raid. Rand and WaltFlanagansDog have taken a guard position out back. Rand has his trusty shotgun, n Walt has been armed with a bigbertha bomb. It's on!'

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    '...Well even GargaDeath has taken a break from his never ending beer n cigs sesh to guard the commune in preparation for an EwokingDead supply raid. In typical rowdy fashion he wants to charge the front and taste his kills...'

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    '...one of the commune scouts has spotted three EwokingDead on the march. The alarm has been sounded. The supply raid has begun...'

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    '...shit... Like hide the stash and alert GargaDeath type shit. 2 EwokingDead have been sighted by the ever loyal RCKid.Shit...'

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    '...shit... One of those damn EwokingDead has pounced on RCKid. They always sneaky bastards. RCKid should have been better prepared. He calls out to his companions... Will he be saved? Or made into EwokingDead lunch meat?'

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    '...in a fury of fur, RCKid has been swamped with another EwokingDead. RCKid struggles valiantly, but without his trusty long sword, it all seems futile... Damn EwokingDead. DAMN YOU!'

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    You're F'n Nuts!!! Right???? thee only answer! nothing wrong with it, but.... yeah, you need personal contact with real people! Unless you're 12 years old or younger.....
     
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    Bahahahahahaha... Maybe man.

    Seriously though, we're on a toy forum. Toys are meant to be played with. ;)
     
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    funny game!
    only, I believe that "show your collections" thread is not the place ;)
     
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    '...it's over. RCKid has been defeated by those bastard EwokingDead.The brain munching begins, with the last thought to pass through RCKid's head being HCKid passing him a nice cleaned double chamber bong...'

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    '...having witnessed the final screams of his fallen comrade and BeerNCigs brother, RCKid; GargaDeath charges what appear to be the final 2 EwokingDead... Will he triumph, or has his rage led him to make a tactical mistake in charging too early...?'

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    '...GargaDeath's battle ram charge ends with a crash and a dead EwokingDead. GargaDeath pauses to charge his rage and stare down his foe.'

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    '...stupid rage filled GargaDeath forgot to decapitate the EwokingDead that RCKid valiantly slayed... And now it's all reanimated and creeping up...right...behind...him. Will GargaDeath notice, or will his rage filled tunnel vision be the death of him?'

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