Discussion in 'Whatever' started by patrickvaz, Apr 1, 2017.
^^^ how Come?
I love body surfing, octopi, giant mantra rays, and sea snakes.
fuck all these asshole Doctors that ask for a certain thing in order to accept a job (4 weeks of PTO) and then straight fuck you over and don't answer the phone when its time to close on the deal.
Something similar happened to me and I called up the local post office that was dealing with the package and asked for the Postmaster and he went above and beyond to help me. Put me on hold for like 25 minutes and found my package! Took the time to explain what happened and apologized, he corrected the address (incorrect format from an international shipper) and it was delivered the next day. Not sure if you tried calling them yet but it's worth a shot!
Fuck god damn constipation from chemo! Guess there is a first time for everything- like shoving something up your ass to help you poop.
Fuck the wasps under our shed. My fiance got attacked by them last night. I got stung on my neck, she got stung in 4 or 5 different places.
My neck swelled up and I can barely swallow. Yay.
I'm taking benadryl and rubbing benadryl to gel all over my neck so there's no need to reply back with all kinds of remedies.
It itches like fucking CRAZY!
Heh, I was hiccuping (on and off [mostly on]) for four days. I used to have a terrible drinking habit, so I quit, with the exception of maybe twice a year I'd buy a couple bottles and finish them off at the rate I used to. which was 1.75 L, or what they call a "half gallon" here, of gin about ever three days. Despite the substantial habit, I really had no problem quiting, or (over)indulging on my rare occasions. Towards the end of my drinking I was getting some nasty hiccuping bouts now and then, So... I believe the on 4th I picked up my bottle, drank it in my three days, and hiccuped for the next four. Also heartburn which seemed to work in concert with the hiccuping, multiplying each other's ill effects.. After four days the hiccups started to morph into something that would have me gasping for air every twelfth "hiccup" or so. The were gentler, but it scared the shit out of me a couple times, 'cause there's this invisible force keeping me from inhaling, and it's like a greased wall I'm trying to get up to get a breath. And it's happening as regularly as the hiccuping (just not with the same frequency). I have no idea what the fuck that was, put thankfully it went away after maybe two days. As I sit here right now, I am gently hiccuping away. It isn't the hard ones like at the beginning, and most of the nasty stuff, the acid reflux/heartburn/whatever, that felt like there was a meteor burning through my chest has all but subsided. So. things seem to be passing on, which I honestly was not sure would happen. And I'm still hiccuping, so who knows if there's a hole in something or whatnot. So fuck that.
Stores are full of Halloween decorations and candies now. Every other yard has monsters and graves and ghosts and evil scarecrows. Little kids are running around with masks or magic wands or capes. Horror flicks are on countless channels and in theaters and overflowing the cheap dvd bins at every grocery store. Pumpkin patches like oceans of bright orange are finally opened for everyone.
Fuck every month besides October.
Please help me understand how my package is going from a certain part of the state to another in the same minute?
October 9, 2017, 6:12 am Arrived at USPS Regional Facility PITTSBURGH PA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
October 9, 2017, 6:11 am Departed USPS Facility MONROEVILLE, PA 15146
October 9, 2017, 6:11 am Arrived at USPS Facility PITTSBURGH, PA 15206
October 9, 2017, 6:11 am Departed USPS Regional Facility PITTSBURGH PA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Hoping it is a glitch and it gets delivered and not another "lost" parcel.
5 in a year after zero lost in the other 4 decades I have received mail.
I ordered something recently out of PA and the EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME! It kept showing me that it was being delivered. It went from PA, to NJ still showing earlier to TX, but somehow went back to the same PA facility. Said it was suppose to be here a certain day but showed up like 4 days after the day it said it would. Hopefully it’s doing the same thing that happened to me
"Please consider this investment for your asset portfolio. This is an art piece not a toy."
Fuck these fires. Sonoma County isn't going to be the same for years to come and the fires are still 0% contained. I don't know a single person in this county who hasn't been affected in some way. Feels like everyone I know who isn't evacuated is housing someone who has been.
My lungs hurt... Im 30 miles away... Its scary how a suburb can disappear in one night.
Be safe you guys! I know there's not much you can do but if you need to, please leave the area ):
Fuck you, heart attacks. A friend of mine died of one on late wednesday. She was 36 years old and has 3 children. I'm incredibly saddened.
Fuck Doug thats awful especially factoring in how old she was i'm really sorry to hear that man
Heard of a few Heart attacks in younger people recently ... sucks
Fuck the god damn stress of taking care of everyone and everything all the time. I have $2 till Thursday Fuck my life fuck fuck fuck
OMG! That is amazing! lol
Fuck the silence in this room.. Fuck how alone and wrong I feel even though I haven't done anything wrong Fuck fuckity fuck fuck
Wow. This is just....just.... wow. I have seen a lot of terrible postal damage in my days of collecting, but that is right up there. Pretty, pretty, pretty..... pretty bad.
Really sorry that happened to you man. I hope whatever was inside managed to somehow still survive unscathed for the most part.
To those responsible for that mess (not to mention delivering it to you, like it was just any normal package):
@ultrakaiju - Your sympathy is appreciated. I was beginning to wonder "Hey, maybe I'm over reacting to this" It was one of those guts Gogas. The head was off and I figured it was packed that way, but it wasn't wrapped or anything, just in with the body. I don't know if Mandarake would do that, but the flash on that neck is really shallow, so I think they may've actually managed to knock it off But, yeah, it's fine. Soft vinyl is heartier than about anything I can think of, thankfully.
And this is exactly what happened. I looked at it and said "Wow", and the carrier never even acknowledged there was anything wrong. She is an abysmal carrier, though. One time I ended up holding her little electronic signing/etc. gadget hostage, 'cause I knew she was lying about one of my packages. OK, I'm not even going to get started down that road, but ... yeah, pretty, pretty bad.
Speaking of, JB Smoove is absolutely killing it as Leon so far this season. I mean, he was always hilarious, but Larry's giving him more room and he's totally coming through.
Fuck every two headed club bearing/spike ball on a chain having bemon 2 biting copycat sofubi toy.
For reals, can people draw from another source?
Best comedy on TV, hands down..
@abelincolnjr Since the qualifications to collect bemon are so tough, you should have to prove that you've ripped a few other sculpts before qualifying to rip a bemon. That's just my thoughts on it..
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