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  1. Headhunter

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    Or hopefully they are bought by an actual collector that finds out they belong to some one else so they can return them to there rightful owner.
     
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    FUCK YOU to the hotel I'm staying at in Germany for leaving me with almost no clothing. On Friday I put my laundry into the hotel-provided bag and filled out the proper form to have my clothes cleaned as I am at a convention and really busy. Yesterday (Saturday) I come to my room at 10pm to find my clothing isn't there. I go to the front desk to meet some friends (we are going out after to an anniversary party for my friend's shop) and as I'm leaving I ask the desk person "Hey I had my laundry serviced yesterday and it isn't in my room. Am I supposed to pick it up at the front here?" and the night desk guy said 'yes'. I think, no problem, and leave with my friends to the to-do. I come back after a couple hours and ask about my laundry and the front desk guy says it isn't there, and there is no one to call about it. Pissed, I figure that I'll deal with it in the morning when the regular crew is there. NOW I go down and ask about my clothing and at first they say "Oh are you sure you did it on Friday?" as they can't find shit. The cleaning crew manager isn't in for another 20 minutes so I go have breakfast and figure I'll talk to the desk afterwards. Welp, I find out now that my clothes WERE taken to get laundered by the company they hire to do this, but they won't be back until MONDAY NIGHT with them. I am also told that the laundry service DOES NOT WORK WEEKENDS. When I tell them that there is no fucking way I would have handed over most of my clothing to not see it again over this busy weekend when I need it, they say "Well it is on the form about the no weekend service". I check the form and in VERY SMALL PRINT it is stuck on the bottom. So I'm glad I bought a t-shirt at the convention but have to go buy some socks and more shirts so I don't look like an asshole for a couple days.
     
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    いcあんてゔぇんtyp−絵
     
  4. MisterYuck

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    Basically what I am trying to say here is: "My MacBook Pro from 2010 crapped the bed this week and clearly my keyboard isn't working. In fact it's so bad I'm having to type this through another monitor and reply to it via my iPhone."

    The positive side of this is I have a Microsoft Surface Pro 4 arriving as a replacement. I can't wait to draw and sculpt on it!
     
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    Fuck Spain
     
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    Yup

     
  7. Waterbear

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    Found a bunch of these at a local outlet for 5 bucks each.



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    Guess what all the little trick or treating kids are getting for Halloween this month?

    Fuck teeth!!!
     
  8. useless toys

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    and next year after the word gets out, you should give out apples, dental floss or toothbrush’s.

    Fuck their hopes and dreams.
     
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    Water. Big water. Ocean water.
     
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    ^^^ how Come?

    I love body surfing, octopi, giant mantra rays, and sea snakes.
     
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    fuck all these asshole Doctors that ask for a certain thing in order to accept a job (4 weeks of PTO) and then straight fuck you over and don't answer the phone when its time to close on the deal.

    FUCK YOU.
     
  12. noeleaser

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    Fuck all the self-important, self-entitled pieces of shit in the town of Boulder, Colorado. I can't wait until our office moves out of this stupid stupid place..
     
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    Dear USPS, our office is half a fucking block away and you somehow managed to lose my fucking package between point A and point B, which is half a fucking block.

    Your only job is to deliver mail to people and you can't even do that shit correctly. I don't understand how a package just disappears and the tracking info just stops updating. I thought the situation would be resolved when I went to the post office today to inquire. The woman behind the counter was super helpful (which is a rarity..) and took down my contact information and told me they'd call me within the hour to give me an update. That was 6 fucking hours ago.

    Jesus fucking Christ, FUCK YOU for being so fucking retarded..

    To top it all off, these were two grail pieces I just purchased. Grrrrrrrrr....

    Hey @manilagorila, USPS lost the fucking package. If you couldn't tell, I am fucking livid. Most likely it will show up, but who the fuck knows when..
     
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    Something similar happened to me and I called up the local post office that was dealing with the package and asked for the Postmaster and he went above and beyond to help me. Put me on hold for like 25 minutes and found my package! Took the time to explain what happened and apologized, he corrected the address (incorrect format from an international shipper) and it was delivered the next day. Not sure if you tried calling them yet but it's worth a shot!
     
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    Fuck god damn constipation from chemo! Guess there is a first time for everything- like shoving something up your ass to help you poop.
     
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    Fuck the wasps under our shed. My fiance got attacked by them last night. I got stung on my neck, she got stung in 4 or 5 different places.
    My neck swelled up and I can barely swallow. Yay.
    I'm taking benadryl and rubbing benadryl to gel all over my neck so there's no need to reply back with all kinds of remedies.

    It itches like fucking CRAZY!
     
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    Heh, I was hiccuping (on and off [mostly on]) for four days. I used to have a terrible drinking habit, so I quit, with the exception of maybe twice a year I'd buy a couple bottles and finish them off at the rate I used to. which was 1.75 L, or what they call a "half gallon" here, of gin about ever three days. Despite the substantial habit, I really had no problem quiting, or (over)indulging on my rare occasions. Towards the end of my drinking I was getting some nasty hiccuping bouts now and then, So... I believe the on 4th I picked up my bottle, drank it in my three days, and hiccuped for the next four. Also heartburn which seemed to work in concert with the hiccuping, multiplying each other's ill effects.. After four days the hiccups started to morph into something that would have me gasping for air every twelfth "hiccup" or so. The were gentler, but it scared the shit out of me a couple times, 'cause there's this invisible force keeping me from inhaling, and it's like a greased wall I'm trying to get up to get a breath. And it's happening as regularly as the hiccuping (just not with the same frequency). I have no idea what the fuck that was, put thankfully it went away after maybe two days. As I sit here right now, I am gently hiccuping away. It isn't the hard ones like at the beginning, and most of the nasty stuff, the acid reflux/heartburn/whatever, that felt like there was a meteor burning through my chest has all but subsided. So. things seem to be passing on, which I honestly was not sure would happen. And I'm still hiccuping, so who knows if there's a hole in something or whatnot. So fuck that.
     
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    Stores are full of Halloween decorations and candies now. Every other yard has monsters and graves and ghosts and evil scarecrows. Little kids are running around with masks or magic wands or capes. Horror flicks are on countless channels and in theaters and overflowing the cheap dvd bins at every grocery store. Pumpkin patches like oceans of bright orange are finally opened for everyone.

    Fuck every month besides October.
     
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    Fuck logistics!

    Please help me understand how my package is going from a certain part of the state to another in the same minute?

    Tracking History
    October 9, 2017, 6:12 am Arrived at USPS Regional Facility PITTSBURGH PA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
    October 9, 2017, 6:11 am Departed USPS Facility MONROEVILLE, PA 15146
    October 9, 2017, 6:11 am Arrived at USPS Facility PITTSBURGH, PA 15206
    October 9, 2017, 6:11 am Departed USPS Regional Facility PITTSBURGH PA DISTRIBUTION CENTER

    Hoping it is a glitch and it gets delivered and not another "lost" parcel.

    5 in a year after zero lost in the other 4 decades I have received mail.
     
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    I ordered something recently out of PA and the EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME! It kept showing me that it was being delivered. It went from PA, to NJ still showing earlier to TX, but somehow went back to the same PA facility. Said it was suppose to be here a certain day but showed up like 4 days after the day it said it would. Hopefully it’s doing the same thing that happened to me
     
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    "Please consider this investment for your asset portfolio. This is an art piece not a toy."

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Fuck these fires. Sonoma County isn't going to be the same for years to come and the fires are still 0% contained. I don't know a single person in this county who hasn't been affected in some way. Feels like everyone I know who isn't evacuated is housing someone who has been.
     
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    My lungs hurt... Im 30 miles away... Its scary how a suburb can disappear in one night.
     
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    Be safe you guys! I know there's not much you can do but if you need to, please leave the area ):
     
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    Fuck you, heart attacks. A friend of mine died of one on late wednesday. She was 36 years old and has 3 children. I'm incredibly saddened.
     
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