Fuck You Fuck You Thread

Fuck the Hit n Run driver who killed my dog....

 

@DrilOne

Man that is seriously fucked up. I hope karma takes an especially grim turn on whomever did that. I am so very sorry

 

@DrilOne What a fuckin’ trash pile and waste of life, not to mention a coward. My deepest condolences for you loss, dude. That’s so awful.

 

What the actual fuck?

So artwork with adhesive on it no longer has any monetary value? Good to know.

I guess the place I ordered my last stickers from hadn't been informed. So the fact they charged me 5 bucks a piece wholesale for full color 7 inch by 9 inch weather-proof vinyl stickers was probably illegal.

I should call 911.

I hope the people who bought my stickers don't turn me in though.

 

Oh no!! That fucking blows!! So sorry for the tragic loss ):

 

@DrilOne , I’m so sorry that happened.

 

I’m so sorry brother. How sad..

 

A big fuck you to the artist who blocked me on IG today beacause I corrected a statement you made on one of your posts.

Sorry but the “American assholes” didn’t do it.

America has been doing or involved in fucked up shit all across this world for well over 200 years now. It’s not like we just turned into a bunch of savages in 2016.

I’m not looking for a political debate, so don’t bother.

Don’t ask who it was either.

 

Yup, Good ol' American Exceptionalism.

Also, @DrilOne It happened to my dog as well. Seriously fucked, sorry to hear it, man.

 

Even bigger fuck you to my sister again. She won't leave Arkansas unless my mom let's her bring a stupid little shit dog someone gave her before she had the heart attack. So she wants to have another dog at my parents house where she lives for free, forget about the other dog neither her or my niece take care of, another dog that my mom will have to pick it's shit up. Fucking cunt should have died.

Glad my mom is putting her foot down and will leave her in Arkansas if she tries to bring the dog with her.

I'm beyond upset. The only positive will be never seeing her again. Good riddance.

 

My family are all dead except for my dogs. Not a day goes by that I would not cherish being able to have an argument or hear their voices at all.

If you and your sister can not see eye to eye so be it but perhaps helping her find another home for the dog would make more sense?

If Arkansas was closer I would rent a car and go pick up the poochie myself and help find it a new home. Surely it can be resolved in some humane way.

 

Thing is she isn't humane, my parents barely know any English so they can't do anything about it. She goes on and on about how much she's loves animals but at the end of the day she doesn't even take care of them. She can barely take care of herself much less an animal.

I won't miss someone that yells at her family for no reason, but kisses random people's ass'. My other sister passed away already and I miss her all the time. But this one doesn't give a shit about putting my parents through hell and seeing another one of their children possibly pass away. I can't care about someone that doesn't care at all about themselves or anyone around them.

 

Most people in general truly fucking suck.

I respect you for trying to look out for your parents. When my mom's dementia got to the breakdown point my siblings helped themselves to her bank account.

Animals>People

 

Fuck you, Fuck You Fuck You Thread.

But seriously, ‘tis a good place to vent. You gotta lighten the mood a bit every once in a while.

 

Fuck you to low grade toilet paper that rips apart when you need it the most. I should have just used my hands!

 

Out of paper
No time to linger
Watch out, asshole:
Here comes my finger!

 

ewwwwww Not shaking your hand!

 

All good, I wash once in a while but rarely ever shake hands. Back to the toilet paper, who thought up putting cute animals and flower motifs on toilet paper?

So fucking dumb.

With the exception of the seashell ones,
those are cool as fucking cool as can be!

 

I've been considering making the transition to a bidet. Seems a lot more sensible.

 

Finally the voice of logic!

You save an unnecessary step
and cash at the same time!

"MAKE BIDETS GREAT AGAIN!"

Ok, that is all the positive that I can do.

Gotta go wash my hands, again.

 

Personally, I'm a sheep tp man. Mmmhh, fluffy sheep. Shitting in a shell seems kinda... dunno, harsh? I think German tp is superior to every other tp, if only in name: "Happy End", "Split", etc. You get the idea.

 

I was just talking to a friend about German-style toilets. Apparently the new trend is a shelf so that you can inspect before you flush?

 

I have always thought the demolition man shells are a reference to this.