I have to say, I had a thoroughly entertaining time reading this thread. Decastro's right... we should have a miniseries!
Carpet Python= No venom...Got bit on the hand by one o those..Bout that size. LOL, always wash yer hands after handling snake food.
That guy should have washed his face and think about stop rubbing rats on it. I never got bit on the face but had a couple close calls on my upper arms, that shit hurts.
This thread may actually be the litmus test for the winners of "those bored the most at work" or "those drunk the most at home posting alone" thread. I can't decide.
For the record: the locked GEO gets outed/graphs thread just made me LOL so hard at work that everybody in my office is standing up peering over my cube.