Everything is Kaijuz these days. I like that it's also a diy model kit. For all those times you referred to your toys as "adult toys" there is now a crossover toy for you. http://io9.com/kaiju-vibrator-is-possib ... -451739496
So is the monster shooting the vibrator from his crotch? Where are the flames coming from? Are they being shot by what I assume must be an anti-orgasm flying squad in the background ? Why does the dude have a wireless remote if there's a wired remote attached to the flying vibrator? Surely it would make more sense if he held onto the wired remote and astro-boyed it to vajayjay city. Why is the dude pointing at the thing? Is it going the wrong way, or is he just trying to get a little touch action going? so many questions...
Not really. Orgasmigon is confused. He sees a vibrating egg, and he thinks it's about to hatch Baby Orgasmigon. Forgive the reptilian brain. Spontaneous combustion in response to the stimulus. That egg really sets the world on fire! That's just "artistic license." The forward-thrusting rockets are supposed to be phallic symbols. It's so obvious, it's subliminal. There actually is a wire, it just drops out of the bottom of the picture so that you can't see where the other egg is. Maybe it's V-J City, but pixellated digital blur inhibits trustworthy scrutiny. The excitable young gentleman's erectly extended index finger is also "artistic license." Pointing like that, or something like that, is what dudes do when "happy." See what I mean? On the other hand, who doesn't tumesce when beholding Tetsujin 28? Indeed that's why Skullbrain is a treasured kaiju resource. The brain pool here has all the answers! ...and sometimes the smartass pool...
goes perfectly with the new "cherry blossom-shaped strawberry cream bread" snack! possibly nsfw: Spoiler source
