The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. The Moog

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    This looks like every dream I’ve had of rinsing my mouth out with buckshot. Which, coincidentally, this toy invokes that same, desirable action.

    What is the actual point of producing stuff like this? Like, this shit isn’t even worth seeing become a reality, and I refuse to accept the “artists” believe so.
     
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    “Wow…really? He blew his head off? That’s so cool…I can’t wait to see it. That’s deep.You make stuff people didn’t know they wanted, and you have your own, like, voice—and I find that really sexy”.

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    Wow. Took a break for a few days and the new entries just poured down. But I kinda like the clown with a gun, which is worrying. Usually clowns don't need weapons or extra art styling to be creepy and repellent but this was kind of ok. Probably have that Killer Klowns movie to thank for it.
     
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    In this market I’m surprised no one has made a suicide of Dead from Mayhem figure yet.
     
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    Followed by a figure of dead Euronymous, with a skull fragment necklace omake.
     
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    After many years of seriously contemplating what I really don't like about toys I have finally come up with two solid yet simple descriptions for what generally irks me as far as vinyl is concerned.

    1. I don't like paint jobs that are so ridiculously shiny they give off the impression that if they bump into another toy or tip over they will crack like the candy shell on an M&M. Those ultra shiny reflective breakable finishes should be saved for lip gloss, fingernails and cars from stupid Vin Diesel movies.

    2. I don't like toys that look like they are in pain. I just can't with that shit anymore. I'm too old to think it's cool. I see those kind of toys all over this thread and all I think is "fucking ouch".



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    Great insights, strongly agree.
     
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    I’m worried this thread has felt so unrelenting lately. This much ugliness is too powerful for a single thread. It may gain sentience.
     
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    ^ Ha, was waiting for someone to post that. I actually dig this a ton more than most of Blobpus' usual paints - which are often very similar to each other. While of a like note, this one is much more colourful and cheerful, so I can get behind it. And while I completely respect its fugliness, I still dig mutant Gomora with his weirdness and all. Its ridiculous and over the top; which is exactly what works with this crazy rainbow paint scheme to balance it out. These toys should not be regarded seriously (or at least, I do not!) Would happily take him for a spin, but could not even attempt that sort of retail price.
     
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    The ridiculous price is always a big fugly factor TBH.
     
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    I warned you all
     
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    This toy needs a crack pipe omake :lol:
     
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    I hate this toy so fuckin much, it actually makes me mad every time I see it. Who would want to look at that in their display?
     
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    Is that Ronald Reagan's face?
     
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    Possibly ... the similarity has been mentioned before.

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    Moog, you tryin to fight me or something?
     
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    Who, me?!

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    That burger is so unreadable. Like I don’t even know what the face is made of.

    Also fuck that frog
     
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    Big respect to @The Moog for trawling the interweb for these abominations so we don't have to! :shock:

    I'm thinking there's probably enough content here to produce a book . . . 'When good sofubi goes bad!'
     
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    I feel like that book could turn into a 10 pound phone book type. :D
     
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