The toy all SBers dreamed of and predicted would one day come is here. If only it were sofvi. To give credit, created by Abell Octovan.
Yes, yeesssss... Let the phallic puns flow through you! I've got such a rod for this wonderful plastic piece. I'd dick anyone over to get my fingers all around it. (Who am I kidding? As much as this was inevitable, I think I am crying a little inside. Ohhh, all those misspent hours toiling away in the shadows at bringing forth my own toy, only to have someone beat me to it.)
I mean it's ok. The one I'm releasing is bigger, and if we have learned anything about resin Dick toys it's that size matters.
Just happened to take a glans at sb before bed, and this is what I see. As stated above, many members here knew that one day the frenulum would swing in this direction.
I wholeheartedly agree Mike. I must express my utmost admiration for this artist, as well as my vas deferens to their superior sculpting abilities.
I found the perfect full tree for you to erect this year @Michael Beverage . This holiday delight is actually a soft vinyl toy. Made by Awesome Weird! Toys. You can shove it up a chimney but it's safer stuffing stockings.
As I was reading the description I was waiting for it to say designed by Kozik. To early for dick jokes.
I'd also like to suggest that anyone who things doing penises like this is in any way creative or "edgy," {the ghost of} Herr Giger would beg to disagree. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, I suppose.
