Why are you closed?!?!?!

Discussion in 'Whatever' started by MicromanZone, Jun 29, 2010.

  1. MicromanZone

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    Why are you closed?!?!?!
    Someone needs to make a hardcore song based on this.

    (Text from someone online)

    tell us why you're closed
    tell us why you're closed
    why why why
    are you closed?
    I want to go shopping in the eaton center
    Why
    are you lock - why are you closing your doors
    Why
    are you locking your doors to the public
    why
    Tell us the reason
    why
    why
    tell us the reason
    tell us the reason why
    why are you putting people through this
    why
    why
    why are you putting us through this
    who gave you the right
    who gave you the right
    by what right do you
    exclude the population
    why
    who are you
    how dare you do this to us
    we
    are the toronto public
    we
    want to SHOP
    we
    want to get into the eaton center
    it
    is a public place
    it
    says it's open till seven oclock
    why are you closed why
    why
    tell us why
    tell us why
    doesn't anyone else care
    it's just a spectacle to you
    it's just a spectacle to you
    it's just funny
    ha ha ha ha
    let the police cut off my balls
    i don't mind 'cause it's the cops
    and they're always right
    right?
    you want to go shopping
    you don't give a shit do you
    not really
    then why don't you go fuck off with your camera
    and stop stop fi-
    I'm saying I'm not giving you permission to film me
    Alright, you don't have permission
    No no it's closed
    Oh really you're going to explain it to me
    Well tell me why it's closed
    Oh Cadillac Fairview doesn't want me in
    That's why they closed the whole place?
    Are you nuts? Are you crazy?
    I just walked over here for Christ's sake.
     
  2. melek_taus

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    Why are you closed?!?!?!
    That guy rocks.
    HE ROCKS!
    :lol:
     
  3. ShadowSpectre

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    Why are you closed?!?!?!
    Aww the video is removed! What was it?
     
  4. evilrabbitry

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    Why are you closed?!?!?!
    It's a dude having a meltdown after being denied entry into the largest mall in downtown Toronto during the Summit protests.
    it's pretty funny, even though the summit itself was not.
     
  5. evilrabbitry

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    Why are you closed?!?!?!
    :lol: HAHAHAHA! Thank you for re-posting this! I didn't think it could get funnier but the guy at :45 topped it! Oh man that was great.
     
  7. MicromanZone

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    Why are you closed?!?!?!
    Ditto thanks on the reposting. You know why Hollywood ticket sales are slumping? All the Hollywood movies released this year could never emulate the pure pain, angst, emotion and artistry of this video. And yeah, that kid at 0:45 is a genius!
     

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