Glowy Z and Mr. B-M uncover a huge mail day

Mysterious crates.......





A rustling comes from the pinnacle of the cardboard mountain... and a curious head peeks out




Z: "UGH what a trip! It's hot in there! Hmmm... looks like I got some company here... Lemme see...."




Z digs inside giant piles of packing to uncover an interesting looking companion...



Z: "Oh man you look like shit! Are you OK? Speak to me!"

B-M: (in a slow, muffled voice) "Juuus ggget mmmmmeee ouuuuttaaaaa heeeereee, ....ppppaaaaaaaal"


EXHALE!>>>>>>




Z: "Looks like I just got to you in time. I'll be you are glad to be rid of that bag there, huh? .....Ew do you smell something?"

B-M: "NNNoooope IIIIII doooon't sssmmmeeeeell nuuuutthhiiiiin"

Z: "My name's Glowy Z. I glow in the dark!"

B-M: "Orrriiiiiggiiiinaaal nnnaaaame theeeerrrreee! Iiiii'm Beeeee-Emmmmm"

Z: "B-M, eh? interesting...."





Z: "Well Mr. B-M, I guess we better see if anyone else is here with us. Let's get started on this big crate down here. What's that say?"

B: "SSSSSSEEEELLLLL-GAAAAHHH"

Z: "Never heard of em. Ah well it'll be a surprise"







TO BE CONTINUED!!!

 

aaaaahaha - i got a sweet few boxes today but didnt have the patience to set em up stop motion style in a story - im a manimal rippin boxes open!

 

awesome. can't wait to see more!

 

"Oh man you look like shit! Are you OK? Speak to me!"
Can't wait to see the rest.

 

HA!
Good stuff...

 

gotta love the teamwork!!

 

awesome!!

i love the pic with the bemon pushing open the flap on the celga box.

 

That is a giant Celga box. I love seeing other people's hauls. It's like buying toys vicariously, or something.

 

That bemon is so sick. Great pick up.

 

yep NICE

I saw that bemon on yja - glad you picked it up.

...now where is the rest of the story ?

 

Nice! Waiting for chapter two.

 

I think these are so funny I'm always going HEY LOOK At THIS !!! Everyone gets a good chuckle and then they start suggesting a few scenes they've made up.

What I mean to say is... KEEP IT UP!!!

 

Glowy Z and Mr. B-M start digging through stale, indecipherable sheets of newspaper when it happens...

>POOF<



Mr. X: "It is I, Mr. Grieves! Here with my well dressed assistant simian Crackity Jones! My friends call me Mr. X. You haven't happened to see a man in a tiger mask around would you? I owe him something..."



B-M: "Nnnnnooooo, ssssoooorrrryyyyy Miiiissssstteeeerrrrr EEEXXXXXX. IIIII jjuuuussss..."

Glowy Z interrupts: "What my lumpy friend here wants to say is we just got here ourselves and thought we'd dig around and see what we could find."

Mr. X: "Well, Crackity and I are the splendid hosts of a most spectacular party inside! We may be packed tightly and wrapped in this FUN bubble wrap, but it has been tea, cucumber sandwiches and general rowdiness for days in there! Allow me to introduce you to these rabble rousers... Crackity, could you help these fellows out, please?"



Z: "Whoa! It's that kinda party, huh?"
B-M: "Nnnnniiiiiiiccceeee ccccoooorrrrsssseeeet"
Z: "It ain't so nice from my vantage point! Blech"

Viking: "My name is Viking Kid! By Valhalla, it is great to be on steady ground once again. I come from the land of ice and snow, you know!.... (just ignore the outfit... it's old)

Mr. X: "And may I introduce you to the rest of my closest friends."




Mr. X: "We have Golden Mask on your left."

Golden: "I will eat your soul."

Mr. X: "Indeed... Miracle 3 just back there..."

Miracle: "My name is on my shirt!"

Mr. X: "Why yes it is, Miracle. Very observant of you. Then we have Gorilla Man."

Gorilla: "I wanted Captain Caveman but someone told me that was already taken."

Mr. X: "Lion Mask is hiding back there. It seems he has lost his boots.... and he has an inferiority complex because people just prefer tigers to lions it seems."

Lion: "I'm so ashamed."

Mr. X: "As you should be. Mr. Mummy is next. I call him Wraps McGee."

Wraps: "Mmm mm hmm hmm mm mm mmmm"

Mr. X: "Ha ha never an argument from that one. And lastly we have Skullstar. Definitely the bees knees when it comes to names!"

Skullstar: "Goldy Mask stole my line."

Mini Skullstar: "Don't forget me!!! Don't forget me!!!"



Z: "Bwa hahahahahahaha. I thought I was a pussy!"

Mini Skullstar: "I'll eat your soul!"

Mr. X: "I could have sworn there was one more of us"



Vampy: "I vant to suck your blaaahhd...... before i dropkick you!"

B-M: "Tthhhhaaaaatttt iiiissssss nnnnooooottttt aaaaa goooooddd iiiiidddeee....

SLURP SLURP

Vampy: "BLECH your blahd tastes like ze sewer!"

Everyone: "HAhAhAhaha... Oh Vaaaampy"

 

THAT is gangsta!

 

Crackity Jones and Glowy Z continue to dig through what seems to be acres of bubble wrap. This has turned out to be quite the party.

B-M sits this one out because he continues to get skid marks on everything.





Mr. X: "Ah here are the Dadas. The pleasant glowy fellow here is Dada C. And his smaller friend here is Dada WTF."

(crickets chirping)

Mysterious Duo: "We do not appreciate you mocking our small friend."



Z: "AAAHHHH you guys scared the shit outta me! B-M we're lookin at you here!"

Everyone: "HahaHAHAHAhAhahaLOL"

Mr. X: "Please meet Miss Cleopatra the Egyptian TV Psychic..."

Cleo: "Why pay 4.99 a minute darlin when you can have us for only 10 in da Celga feees!"

X: "...and her life partner Jeff Goldbloom."

Z: "I LOVED you in Earth Girls are Easy!!"

Jeff: "I have no clue what you are talking about. Please leave me alone."

The digging continues.

Z: "Yo B-M! We got some dead weight here. Could you give me a hand? Or...a slimy pipe thing.... or something..."

B-M: "Iiiiiiii wwwwwwiiiiiiiillllll bbbbbbeeeeeee rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiii....."

Z: "JUST COME ON"



Z: "Shit, B-M, this guy looks worse than you earlier. I think he's dead, Mr. X."

B-M: "Eeewwwww grrrrooooooossssssss"

Z: "Um... Riiiiiiight, B-M"

Mr. X: "Oh that's just Norman. Ignore him. He just likes the attention. He just wants to sulk and listen to Death Cab for Cutie when he isn't faking his own death."

A small, tar stained voice breaks Norman's awkward silence.

"rah!"



Z: "Come on dude... you aren't scary. Ugly, yes. Scary.... eh"

Mini D: "But you don't have a cool name like Diamos. Or a random shrine that serves no purpose whatsoever!"



Z: "YAWWWNN. Ugly."

Mini D: "Don't make my dad come over here"



Big D: "RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

Z: "JE-sus. Ok OK sorry. I'm sorry"

Mr. X: "Well, the party is starting to die down it seems. Crackity, why don't you start cleaning up this mess?"




Crackity: "F Off"

Mr. X: "What was that?"

Crackity: "ooo ooo"

Mr. X: "Hmmm"

B-M: "IIIII tttthhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiinnnkkkkkkkk IIIIIII fffffffooooooooouuuuuunnnnnddddddddd......."
Z: "Yo X, we found someone else!"



Z: "This dude looks MEAN. Hey man, if we let you out, are you gonna play nice and let me ride you like a pony?"

Buffaloman: "Of course! Don't let the horns and spikes and armor and muscles and lack of clothing and evil smirk fool you. I'm as gentle as a lamb."

Mr. X: "No! Don't listen to him!!"



B-M: "Ttttttttooooooooo llllllaaaaaaaaaattttttttte!"

Mr. X: "Wow, you are exceptionally fast, Mr. B-M!"

B-M: "Thhhhhhaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt'ssssssssssssssssssss wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt ttthhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy tttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeee."



Buffaloman: "Suckaaaaaa!"

BAM! KAPOW! SMAK!

Won't someone help our heroes??

WHAM!!!



Everyone: "Sunshine!"



Sunshine: "Make like a tree, and get outta here, Buffy!"

Buffaloman: "*sniff* This ain't over, Sunny. Not by a long shot!"

Z: "Hey thanks, pal! You're the greatest!"
B-M: "Thhhhhhhhaaaaaaannnnnnnnkkkkkkk yyyyyoooooooouuuuu mmmmmmiiiiiisssssssssttttttteeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr....."

Sunshine: "Don't touch me."



THE END

 

yep, quite the mail day

apologies to Kinnikuman Super Phoenix for the omission. Just couldn't fit you in the story, pal.

 

Buffaloman is awesome!! That EX version looks HUGE!

 

digging the mini skullstar!!!!

 

Good gravy that is a haul of stuff.

 

haha it's a lot smaller than i thought it was going to be.

 

Whats that little weird Egyptian mini-fig?

 

i'm not certain - i think it might be from an early kamen rider. same as jeff goldbloom

any help is appreciated!

 

Sunshine is cool. Whats his story?

Great fun comic for us then too. Thanks.

 

the paint on that bemon is awesome......thanks for the show!!