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Roger
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Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:41 pm
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Location: Northern Joisey, USA
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 WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? Why, oh, why, can't I be on the list? I have done everything you have asked of me! I declared war on the Dark Pope of Skullbrain and deposed him! I renounced my moderator position and swore allegiance to you! I left the BBS and wandered in the desert for months, kept alive only by the grace of almighty CIBOTL! When I came back to the BBS, I followed the holy protocols of CIBOTL! I quadrupled my snark output! I eliminated any shred of positivity from my posts! I whined incessantly about the "good old days" that never existed! I followed these rules to the letter, and still you have forsaken me! In accordance with the ancient scrolls of CIBOTL, I drew a pentagram on the floor, and recited names of all of the Ultraman Leo kaiju backwards! A demon appeared in the pentagram! I mated with the demon, as the scrolls instructed! It wasn't half bad, but afterwards the demon never called me! WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST?!?!? WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST?!?!?!?!?!?!? http://canibeonthelist.com/bb/index.phpI will lie prostrate in the snow at your front gate until you let me into the holy tower, because I know deep in my soul that I CAN BE ON THE LIST!!!
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melek_taus
Mini Boss
Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:48 pm
Posts: 4565
Location: Where the brightest angel fell.
Name: Ryan
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? What is this list?
And why can't I be on it?
I am hurt that I was not told about this. Surely I should have been included.
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Need help finding: Grody Shogun x Illanena Ojisan, EMan x Dorol Mash-up from NYCC and Green Space X from SkullHeadButt.
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Grizlli
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Joined: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:41 pm
Posts: 2942
Location: Seattle Transplant.
Name: Kebby
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? Que?
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liquidsky
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Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:54 pm
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Location: Far From the Maddening Crowds
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? Roger wrote: Why, oh, why, can't I be on the list? I have done everything you have asked of me! I declared war on the Dark Pope of Skullbrain and deposed him! I renounced my moderator position and swore allegiance to you! I left the BBS and wandered in the desert for months, kept alive only by the grace of almighty CIBOTL! When I came back to the BBS, I followed the holy protocols of CIBOTL! I quadrupled my snark output! I eliminated any shred of positivity from my posts! I whined incessantly about the "good old days" that never existed! I followed these rules to the letter, and still you have forsaken me! In accordance with the ancient scrolls of CIBOTL, I drew a pentagram on the floor, and recited names of all of the Ultraman Leo kaiju backwards! A demon appeared in the pentagram! I mated with the demon, as the scrolls instructed! It wasn't half bad, but afterwards the demon never called me! WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST?!?!? WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST?!?!?!?!?!?!? http://canibeonthelist.com/bb/index.phpI will lie prostrate in the snow at your front gate until you let me into the holy tower, because I know deep in my soul that I CAN BE ON THE LIST!!!
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bbb
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Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:30 am
Posts: 1926
Location: ???, nyc
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST?
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Pictures
Natalia Pritt wrote: Are you even qualified to collect Bemon?
from nyc but don't hold it against me
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moshi
Toy Prince
Joined: Mon May 24, 2010 10:04 am
Posts: 339
Location: Nantes - France
Name: Arnaud
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? This is going to move a lot of shit...
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MattyBoomBatty
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Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:23 am
Posts: 781
Location: Inside a Tangled Web of BS
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? I want on this.....I'll do twice what he did...except eat sand and pee. Maybe a little.
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greenslime
Toy Prince
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:44 am
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nefasth
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Joined: Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:46 pm
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Location: Montréal
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? Quoi ?
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phantomfauna
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Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:25 am
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? I thought the men and women of CIBOTL left the planet years ago in their spaceship. All communication was lost after what some think was due from a spill of powdered space coffee on their radio equipment. Quote: In other news...Hippies head for Noah's Ark.
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jebcrow
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Joined: Wed May 24, 2006 4:11 pm
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Location: se15/w1
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greenslime
Toy Prince
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:44 am
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? all joking aside, how can i get on the list.
is it the same odds of winning a nag lottery, (not that i even try).
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petitetoilonrouge
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Joined: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:53 pm
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Location: NCR
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? I couldn't even get on the list of people who want to get on the list.
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Russblue11
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Joined: Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:03 pm
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Location: Orlando, FL
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? greenslime wrote: is it the same odds of winning a nag lottery, (not that i even try). Well, not with that attitude, mister 
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greenslime
Toy Prince
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? Russblue11 wrote: greenslime wrote: is it the same odds of winning a nag lottery, (not that i even try). Well, not with that attitude, mister I AM NOT QUALIFIED TO COLLECT BEMON! 
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bryce_r
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Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:57 am
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Location: <Sj/CA>
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? I don't get the point of this thread.
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things I covet
http://skullbrain.org/bb/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=30685
BLANK MOCKBAT+Gargamel Pink Baikin/Gargamess
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bbb
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Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:30 am
Posts: 1926
Location: ???, nyc
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? and that's why you can't be on the list.
or something.
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Natalia Pritt wrote: Are you even qualified to collect Bemon?
from nyc but don't hold it against me
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ultrakaiju
S7 Royalty
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:51 pm
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Location: Poutineville
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? Are you going to force me to create a parallel universe where I am already on the list? With all these lotteries, the extra dimensions are getting a bit crowded. 
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visit my flickr [2][3]
same old wants thread nobody reads
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straightoutta..LOKASH
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Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:51 pm
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? It's all about Pokemon , start collecting Pokemon . Once you have amassed a huge collection burn it at the altar of Mum-Ra and then , and only then, will you be contacted by the celestial architects know as "the list".
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melek_taus
Mini Boss
Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:48 pm
Posts: 4565
Location: Where the brightest angel fell.
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? This reminds me: Does Jack In The Crack still make those CIBOTL Burgers? I am gonna go get one for lunch today. Mmm, CIBOTL Burger!
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Need help finding: Grody Shogun x Illanena Ojisan, EMan x Dorol Mash-up from NYCC and Green Space X from SkullHeadButt.
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Slack
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Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:34 am
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? oust the list!
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slipstar01
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Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:20 pm
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Location: Sparta, Michigan
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? People have been trying to get on the list since 2006... Drew wrote: straightoutta..LOKASH wrote: best rainy day pick ever!Put that on CIBOTL? What is CIBOTL? edit: duh.....can i be on......the...list? April 23 2006. You can't handle the List! Son, we live in a world that has List's. And those lists have to be guarded by men with Toys. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Wingnut01? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Skullbrain and you curse the List. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Secret Societies, while tragic, probably saved lives. And the list's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives... Etc... You want the List? You can't handle the List
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My Want's List is as follows:
viewtopic.php?f=26&t=38572
2 Face, or OG Nag, any except R. Fink tribute.
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wingnut0
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Location: Boston-ish
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST?
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scarwars
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Location: Philadelphia
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? bryce_r wrote: I don't get the point of this thread. 
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bansheebot
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Joined: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:09 pm
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Re: WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? Roger is mad at audiodifficulties and CIBotL and decided to make a pointless thread about it, or something. Who knows. See: viewtopic.php?f=49&t=42500
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