Angora Patio
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:41 am
"God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird!"
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Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:44 am
crap, those are amazing! so weird.. any info?
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:44 am
Oh man, soooooooooooooooo ugly and gross! What are those guys? Name, company, link, anything, I can figure the rest out myself. I also like the tributes going on.
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:50 am
WHOA !!
Info please, this may one of the best new toys this year !
Info please, this may one of the best new toys this year !
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:55 am
Very weird. Looks like a bemon tried to assimilate with a big nosed human.
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:57 am
WTF?
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:58 am
Looks like kaijin Bemon!!! That one sitting down looks just like:
[photo stolen from gabbagabba]
[photo stolen from gabbagabba]
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:08 am
Yeah, that's the one on the left, the right one's Frankenruge clearly. It looks like it has a ton of bleeding, pusy body sores.
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:14 am
The left one is the original Garamon colorway, which is what Bemon used too for inspiration.
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:14 am
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:26 am
BloodDrinker6969 wrote:It looks like it has a ton of bleeding, pussy body sores.
I know what you mean, but it sounds so wrong.
I love those weirdos and am simultaneously repulsed by them.
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:28 am
mondocoyote wrote:"God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird!"]
Look at Geoff Woade. His head must weight fifty pounds on its own.
Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker!
Those are great...
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:29 am
God, those are SICK! and I mean that in a good way. They have a very Longneck type quality. Do we know if it's the same manufacturer?
I really like the additional articulation at the elbow. That seems to open up lots of cool possibilities for poses.
I really like the additional articulation at the elbow. That seems to open up lots of cool possibilities for poses.
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:29 am
turtletooth wrote:BloodDrinker6969 wrote:It looks like it has a ton of bleeding, pussy body sores.
I know what you mean, but it sounds so wrong.
I love those weirdos and am simultaneously repulsed by them.
Oops! Extra "s" removed
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:55 am
Dammit - I really can't be thinking about buying toys, but these guys are great! If they're reasonably priced and obtainable I might have to break down and buy one (or two!) - I don't know whether I like the Garamon or Frankenruge version better! Info! Info! Info! (Please...)
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:00 am
Well, this is what it says on the feet ...
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:01 am
WTF!?!
Is this Zollmen?
Is this Zollmen?
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:01 am
Who on this board made this, because that convinces me it's someone here If NOT, it'll sell like hot cakes because if we think the maker hates us, it makes it cooler.
If NOT, it'll sell like hot cakes because if we think the maker hates us, it makes it cooler.Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:03 am
BloodDrinker6969 wrote:Who on this board made this, because that convinces me it's someone here
Yeah, the foot stamps definitely seem self-aware and done to create hype. Which is a shame, as the figure could stand on its own merits rather than use this as a crutch. It's still pretty funny though.
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:06 am
I join the chorus of raves. These dudes are awesome!!!!! "Made In Occupied Japan"?? Um, can someone tell me when Japan was "occupied" outside of the Chinese Empire anytime in recent world history, though?
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:07 am
I think it's more of a joke vs. hype-creation.
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:08 am
The "Made in Occupied Japan" was actually used on pottery and dishware after WW2. Not the USA part, of course...
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:08 am
BloodDrinker6969 wrote:Who on this board made this, because that convinces me it's someone here
Ha I was thinking the same thing
and want one even more now !And I agree its seems zollmanish
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:10 am
I can't help but think of the Kozik "Bemon hates America" thread, that's what I was nudging at really.
Re: Got paranoia?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:12 am
okay, this is really funny: BloodDrinker used the phrase, "pusy body sores"; Turtletooth quoted BloodDrinker, yet somehow the quote reads, "pussy body sores".