this is why i will never go to texas.
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| Author: | sumatra71 [ Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:27 pm ] |
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that bit you... looks kinda nasty |
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| Author: | Chad Hensley [ Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:05 pm ] |
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what is your avatar? |
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| Author: | sumatra71 [ Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:36 pm ] |
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Chad Hensley wrote: what is your avatar? it's just a simple photoshop tweak of the new clear mini chaos... |
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| Author: | Dean [ Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:37 pm ] |
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What kind of Texan says he's never seen anything like this before? Must be from elsewhere. |
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| Author: | PaulieVinyl [ Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:20 pm ] |
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xoconostle wrote: What kind of Texan says he's never seen anything like this before? Must be from elsewhere. Totally. I usually keep a bottle of ferret gin for an after dinner digestif, but a nice piquant rattlesnake vodka makes for an excellent cocktail. |
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| Author: | lgcolddrink [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:04 am ] |
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I did know this guy that had dead possums in zip lock baggies in his freezer. |
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| Author: | uberboy [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:15 am ] |
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lgcolddrink wrote: I did know this guy that had dead possums in zip lock baggies in his freezer. i used to have these and other kinds of small dead mammals in my fridge. But that was back when I was a professional bigfoot tracker. some folks say the sasquatch is a vegetarian. bullshit. they eat possum meat like kids eat ice cream. why did the guy you know have dead possums in the freezer? |
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| Author: | lgcolddrink [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:22 am ] |
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I wish I could tell you why. He was a real backwoods redneck. His name was Vernon. His wife was a stripper at this sleazy club and his son's name was Marlin. They always had wads of money laying around on the coffee table and all sorts of dead animals on the wall. He was hilarious though. His best line ever and I quote, "The way I sees it, it is MY soap and MY penis and I can wash it however fucking fast I want." He was a character. Oh yea he also had a canon (not the camera). |
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| Author: | missy [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:56 am ] |
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this is why i will never go to texas.
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| Author: | lgcolddrink [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:06 pm ] |
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missy wrote: this is why i will never go to texas. Oh come on Missy. Don't stereotype. Afterall I was born and raised in Texas and I am a member of this board as well as a few others here and in by no means am I a redneck. There are weirdos like him everywhere, besides that he has more fun and could care less about what people think about him than most up tight yuppities. |
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| Author: | PaulieVinyl [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:07 pm ] |
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lgcolddrink wrote: missy wrote: this is why i will never go to texas. Oh come on Missy. Don't stereotype. Afterall I was born and raised in Texas and I am a member of this board as well as a few others here and in by no means am I a redneck. There are weirdos like him everywhere, besides that he has more fun and could care less about what people think about him than most up tight yuppities. Glad I didn't have to be the one to say anything. Tact might have eluded me. |
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| Author: | missy [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:10 pm ] |
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its ok, tact eludes me all the time. sorry, but drinking fucking dead snakes is sick. call me a yankee. |
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| Author: | lgcolddrink [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:13 pm ] |
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I never said it wasn't but so is drinking dead worms. |
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| Author: | missy [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:15 pm ] |
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lgcolddrink wrote: I never said it wasn't but so is drinking dead worms. ? i don't do this either. i shouldn't have messed with texas. |
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| Author: | lgcolddrink [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:18 pm ] |
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missy wrote: i shouldn't have messed with texas. Damn straight.  Just messing around with you. I will get back to saddling my horses, washing my pick up truck and making sure the cows are coming home now. 
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| Author: | missy [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:24 pm ] |
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that's cool. i have to get a venti latte and catch a cab to a broadway show. |
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| Author: | lgcolddrink [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:25 pm ] |
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