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Author:  rhinomilk [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:13 am ]
Post subject:  Ass Gasket Poll
I was surprised to find out that some people I know do not use this thing the way I do (and no matter how they make their case, they are wrong). Which position do you use?

A
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or


B
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Author:  BloodDrinker6969 [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ass Gasket Poll
Duh, A. The big end goes towards the back (where my butt/drop-zone is) to allow the largest open area possible for dumpage. That's also the way the actual toilet seat is built, so it fits that way.
Author:  Joe [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:19 am ]
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I use A.
I believe that's the way the instructions suggests.
Author:  rhinomilk [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:22 am ]
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U serious? I do B ... i need the flap to poop on to prevent splash-back. the shape suggests this to me

I was shocked to find out my dad uses A, but the rest of my family does B
Author:  BloodDrinker6969 [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:22 am ]
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Here's a slightly more clear diagram of how I do it (this is serious business):
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Author:  pickleloaf [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:23 am ]
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i've always done B, but i hate when the dumpage rolls on the flap hanging in the water, so i end up never using them

i am totally going to try A
Author:  Anti Social Andy [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ass Gasket Poll
BloodDrinker6969 wrote:
Here's a slightly more clear diagram of how I do it (this is serious business):


Don't give up the day job! :D

BTW You guys'd freak if ever you came over to the UK . . . it's generally a case aof commando or hold it in . . .
Author:  BloodDrinker6969 [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ass Gasket Poll
rhinomilk wrote:
U serious? I do B ... i need the flap to poop on to prevent splash-back.

I was shocked to find out my dad uses A, but the rest of my family does B



LoL! Splash back? That's usually not a problem for me, projectile dooks aren't a normal thing for me I guess. Due to Pickles fore-mentioned "dumpage rolls on the flap" is another reason I DON'T do B. I need the widest drop-zone possible.

I tear the flap off too, gets me all paranoid. With it dangling in the water below I'm OCD that the water will absorb all the way up and get me wet with toilet water.

BTW, best poll in ages.
Author:  rhinomilk [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:27 am ]
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pickleloaf wrote:
but i hate when the dumpage rolls on the flap hanging in the water


that's so you don't get splashback. you need the flap in the water.. so when you flush, it sucks it in
Author:  BobDuher [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:31 am ]
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B is the right way.

I travel a lot for work so I'll give you my tips. I don't use just one gasket I use 5 or 6 because I'm a germaphobe. And I tear off the flaps.

This is all you need to know.
Author:  soda pop SMASH [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ass Gasket Poll
you guys are that scared of other people's bums? jesus

is this cos you think you'll get aids from people's poop?
Author:  BloodDrinker6969 [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ass Gasket Poll
soda pop SMASH wrote:
you guys are that scared of other people's bums? jesus


If you worked with the people I've worked with, you would too.
Author:  jojo the dog faced boy [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ass Gasket Poll
my wife works in an aids clinic, i'm not afraid of aids. i'm affraid of staph infection. did the guy/gal before you have a pimple on his/her ass? been in the hospital lately? caution is not always unwarranted.
Author:  BobDuher [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:37 am ]
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soda pop SMASH wrote:
you guys are that scared of other people's bums? jesus

is this cos you think you'll get aids from people's poop?


Probably because my toilet at home is so clean and sanitary, the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump. And yes, I'm that scared of other's people's asses. Ever go to Japan? They do it right.
Author:  atease [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:39 am ]
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BloodDrinker6969 wrote:
soda pop SMASH wrote:
you guys are that scared of other people's bums? jesus


If you worked with the people I've worked with, you would too.


seriously...the bathroom here at work is to be avoided at all costs.
Author:  khanate [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ass Gasket Poll
You can get certain STDs from a toilet seat if your genitals touch an infected area shortly after it has been infected. What's worse, a wet bum or scabs on your tube? Diagram A all the way.

If you really want to be safe, learn the hover technique. If you've ever been camping then you've got a head start on training...

soda pop SMASH wrote:
you guys are that scared of other people's bums? jesus

is this cos you think you'll get aids from people's poop?


Man, if you've ever been to the shitter in NYC Port Authority you wouldn't even have to ask. Once I went into a stall and saw a needle on the floor with traces of blood everywhere. In another stall, someone was kind enough to take a huge dump ON the toilet seat. People crack me up!
Author:  Slack [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:42 am ]
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I always thought those were bibs in case you wanted to eat a sandwich on the can or something
Author:  Joe [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:43 am ]
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Slack wrote:
I always thought those were bibs in case you wanted to eat a sandwich on the can or something

LOL.
Author:  rhinomilk [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ass Gasket Poll
I heard somewhere that an ass gasket doesn't even protect you from anything. anyways, i need it in public bathrooms whatever it does... and if there are none, then i use about half the roll to pad the seat.

and with splashback... i get paranoid about it (hey, not all my turds are long.. it's physics). so even if it is my own seat at home, I have to wipe the seat and drop some paper in the bowl so i poop on it so i get no splash.
Author:  BloodDrinker6969 [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ass Gasket Poll
rhinomilk wrote:
I heard somewhere that an ass gasket doesn't even protect you from anything. anyways, i need it in public bathrooms whatever it does... and if there are none, then i use about half the roll to pad the seat.


For me it's not really germs as it is hair and sweat. More tangible nasties. Yeah, I whipe the seat down real fast, but still I might have missed something so I cover it up.

I'm totally not a germaphobe, if I was I probably wouldn't use the public cans at all.
Author:  BobDuher [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ass Gasket Poll
How the hell did we get on this subject? But I'm not saying it's not important stuff.
Author:  evilrabbitry [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:02 am ]
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You can just lay down some toilet paper on the surface of the water to eliminate splashback ;)
Author:  Slack [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ass Gasket Poll
or you can just poop in your hand and gently lay it down in the water, I don't do this, just a suggestion for a way around the splashback
Author:  evilrabbitry [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:08 am ]
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lol!
Author:  khanate [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:11 am ]
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Slack wrote:
or you can just poop in your hand and gently lay it down in the water, I don't do this, just a suggestion for a way around the splashback


Anyone bold enough to poop in their hand isn't going to lay it in the water...they're going to hurl it at spectators like a monkey would.
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