Lixx wrote:
(I don't handle human feces too well)
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| Author: | Lixx [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:53 pm ] |
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So usually if it's blizzard like conditions here in Buffalo on my day off I don't venture out. Today I had to go to the bank (I never have actual money on me- rent). So I'm walking like I'm walking on a beach, very slow going when I see a woman trying to push a old man in a motorized wheelchair out of a snowbank. She is shouting "Can you please help me?" What the hell can I do? I can't say "No, you're on your own". So I try pushing and the thing is stuck pretty bad, wheels just spinning, no traction. I then try pulling it through the snowbank by the middle bar underneath. I'm no he man but I really just want to get this over with. While I'm doing this the old man gets out of his seat and I'm overcome by a strong urine smell! As I look down I see skid marks of crap all over the light grey seat and I almost puke (I don't handle human feces too well). Suffice to say I got the chair out, did my good deed for the week- but it was friggin' gross. C. |
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| Author: | BloodDrinker6969 [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:55 pm ] |
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Lixx wrote: (I don't handle human feces too well) Lightweight
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| Author: | Lixx [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:58 pm ] |
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BloodDrinker6969 wrote: Lixx wrote: (I don't handle human feces too well) Lightweight Actually it's funny I used to be a home health aid 15 years ago. One of the millions of jobs I've done for about 8 months. That was really a sad an gross job.
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| Author: | havingmysay [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:01 pm ] |
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you're more of a man than me... i would've left my breakfast in the snow. |
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| Author: | Joe [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:01 pm ] |
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I don't know what you just typed because I can't stop staring at that avy. But congrats to you for doing a good deed. |
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| Author: | turtletooth [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:14 pm ] |
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That's a slice of something, but it doesn't smell like life. |
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| Author: | gabbagabba [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:25 pm ] |
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Life stinks. |
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| Author: | hillsy11 [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:44 pm ] |
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turtletooth wrote: That's a slice of something, but it doesn't smell like life. That, my friend, depends on where the majority of your life happens! |
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| Author: | scottygee [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:59 pm ] |
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good karma for being a nice human! |
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| Author: | PaulieVinyl [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:44 pm ] |
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jesus, you weren't even courteous enough to clean his wheelchair for him? pfft. jerk. 
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| Author: | Robert DeCastro [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:22 pm ] |
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What's cool is that you did help and that you didn't bail out on the deed when things got gross and most important. You didn't puke. |
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| Author: | bansheebot [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:52 pm ] |
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I'm sure the dude was plenty embarassed after having some stranger witness his 'oopsie.' Good for you for helping, I don't know if I would have in the first place. |
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| Author: | Lixx [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:02 pm ] |
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bansheebot wrote: I'm sure the dude was plenty embarassed after having some stranger witness his 'oopsie.' Good for you for helping, I don't know if I would have in the first place. Yeah I believe in karma. Also I kept thinking man what if I his age and I was stuck in a snowbank and no one helped me. He could of froze out there. |
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| Author: | BobDuher [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:39 pm ] |
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As a general rule, you should always stop and help someone in need out. But Karma is a bunch of nonsense. Just my two cents. |
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| Author: | KJB [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:46 pm ] |
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Don't know about karma, but a good deed is always aces in my book. Congrats to you. |
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| Author: | Slack [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:47 pm ] |
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talk about a Kodak moment one time about 20 years ago when I had a job with all my friends at a local gas station this old dirty guy rolled up in his chair. He told us some weird story about needing help pulling a tube out of his chair for some mechanical reason. I was hesitant and my friend said no but I kneeled down and pulled the tube out and piss started pouring out. Thankfully it didn't get on me. |
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| Author: | PaulieVinyl [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:27 pm ] |
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BobDuher wrote: As a general rule, you should always stop and help someone in need out. But Karma is a bunch of nonsense. Just my two cents. big +1 on both points |
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