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Play a back masked "Silhouette" by Kenny G...
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| Author: | Lixx [ Fri May 08, 2009 10:09 am ] |
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So I'm sure I've mentioned before how my jackass neighbor lets his alarm run for hours at 4am or 3pm. Anyhow he woke me up this morning belting out showtunes @ 4am like he was on american idol. Kid has no concept of actual time or neighbors. So I patiently waited till it was time for him to sleep this afternoon. I put my speakers directly on the wall that is his bedroom. I am now blasting Joy Division as loud as I possibly can and hoping he comes over to say something. |
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| Author: | pickleloaf [ Fri May 08, 2009 10:12 am ] |
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or ideally he will wake up, listen to the music, cry a little, then cut himself |
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| Author: | atease [ Fri May 08, 2009 10:12 am ] |
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I'd pick something more annoying. If he likes showtunes, I'd probably switch from Joy Division to Slayer or something a little harder and louder |
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| Author: | Lixx [ Fri May 08, 2009 10:19 am ] |
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hmmm maybe ill download some death metal or something, I just don't want to annoy myself. did I mention he also parks halfway into my g/f's parking spot so she can barely park at times? I kind of want to piss into a squirt bottle and dump it under his seat next time heleaves his car unlocked which he always does! |
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| Author: | JAY [ Fri May 08, 2009 10:24 am ] |
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Nice new avatar Play a back masked "Silhouette" by Kenny G... |
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| Author: | gatchabert [ Fri May 08, 2009 10:27 am ] |
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I say play something with a heavy bass beat...not that I've ever done that... |
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| Author: | Lixx [ Fri May 08, 2009 10:38 am ] |
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JAY wrote: Nice new avatar Play a back masked "Silhouette" by Kenny G... Thanks! The little guy from the Philippines is really making the rounds in my collection. Since the swine flu scare is over I figured..... |
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| Author: | dave zav [ Fri May 08, 2009 10:51 am ] |
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I recommend playing the first album by Fantomas. That is the most abrasive music. 
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| Author: | PaulieVinyl [ Fri May 08, 2009 10:55 am ] |
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Or better yet, this:  Then again, you may have a suicide on your hands. |
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| Author: | ElvisFromHell [ Fri May 08, 2009 11:22 am ] |
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When I had a similar problem in an apartment in Boston, I got some sound effects CD's - "The Sounds of War" and "The Big Sounds of the Drags" and blasted those at the guy downstairs. The war sounds effects CD had, like, 70 tracks on it - everything from planes dive-bombing to machine gun fire to the sounds of an atomic explosion - it was awesome! Occasionally, I'll blast my drag racing sound effects CD in my car while I drive - it's fun to pull up to people at a light and blast some vintage fueler doing a burn-out and then hear it go through the gears. My g/f, however, gets really embarrassed when I do that. |
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| Author: | backtrack [ Fri May 08, 2009 11:39 am ] |
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ElvisFromHell wrote: Occasionally, I'll blast my drag racing sound effects CD in my car while I drive - it's fun to pull up to people at a light and blast some vintage fueler doing a burn-out and then hear it go through the gears. My g/f, however, gets really embarrassed when I do that. Thats AWESOME!!! |
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| Author: | Leecifer [ Fri May 08, 2009 11:40 am ] |
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Sounds of war!!!! I went w/ Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music". It was two lps length of unlistenable crap. The downside being you pretty much had to leave the apartment yourself. A spray bottle of urine works well on all kinds of surfaces besides just a car - like doorknobs, mail slots, windows etc. |
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| Author: | atease [ Fri May 08, 2009 11:46 am ] |
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Leecifer wrote: Sounds of war!!!! I went w/ Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music". It was two lps length of unlistenable crap. The downside being you pretty much had to leave the apartment yourself. A spray bottle of urine works well on all kinds of surfaces besides just a car - like doorknobs, mail slots, windows etc. 
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| Author: | KJB [ Fri May 08, 2009 12:34 pm ] |
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Remind me to never annoy you guys. |
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| Author: | tavaro [ Fri May 08, 2009 12:39 pm ] |
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no way. I feel that is unjust. fight fire with fire, now with germ warfare. ewwwww. look the guy right in the eye and tell him to shut the fuck up. but look real serious, I have seen your serious face, think you posted it here last year w/ a middle finger for someone. I think it would work. make sure to purse lips and look alittle crazy in the eyes, like maybe there could be big problems. |
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| Author: | Lixx [ Fri May 08, 2009 1:10 pm ] |
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tavaro wrote: no way. I feel that is unjust. fight fire with fire, now with germ warfare. ewwwww. look the guy right in the eye and tell him to shut the fuck up. but look real serious, I have seen your serious face, think you posted it here last year w/ a middle finger for someone. I think it would work. make sure to purse lips and look alittle crazy in the eyes, like maybe there could be big problems. LOL, I'd probably get hauled off to jail. I never see the guy because he is a nurse and keeps weird hours. When I do my g/f is always with me, grabs my arm and says “dont say anything!” Also he's a tiny guy, seriously child size. Its just really frustrating, because neither management or the police will do anything about. I tell ya taking the high road really sucks. |
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| Author: | Slack [ Fri May 08, 2009 1:12 pm ] |
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get some ear plugs, blast some country, and maybe he'll just kill himself |
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| Author: | Lixx [ Fri May 08, 2009 1:22 pm ] |
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Slack wrote: get some ear plugs, blast some country, and maybe he'll just kill himself I kind of wish he would. He definitely has issues. I once saw him leaving his apt screaming and shouting to himself and then he punched himself. Not kidding. I think it was the week his alcoholic dad moved in for a month. Kim thinks he's mentally challenged, but how could he be a nurse then? I also saw him twirling one of those marching band batons in the parking lot once. On second thought he's probably a serial killer and I should stay away. Either that or he got the bad touch as a kid. |
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| Author: | atease [ Fri May 08, 2009 1:35 pm ] |
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Lixx wrote: Slack wrote: get some ear plugs, blast some country, and maybe he'll just kill himself I kind of wish he would. He definitely has issues. I once saw him leaving his apt screaming and shouting to himself and then he punched himself. Not kidding. I think it was the week his alcoholic dad moved in for a month. Kim thinks he's mentally challenged, but how could he be a nurse then? I also saw him twirling one of those marching band batons in the parking lot once. On second thought he's probably a serial killer and I should stay away. Either that or he got the bad touch as a kid. wow...showtunes, a baton, and hospital scrubs. sounds like a really bad horror movie. |
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| Author: | Rich [ Fri May 08, 2009 1:58 pm ] |
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Or a very odd comedy. |
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| Author: | Lixx [ Fri May 08, 2009 2:11 pm ] |
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then again as I'm typing this his industrial sounding alarm has been beeping for a half an hour straight. who does this? if I wasn't scared I'd kill the lady next to him on oxygen, I'd go to the basement and turn off the power to his apt! |
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| Author: | Rich [ Fri May 08, 2009 2:18 pm ] |
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Have you said anything at all to the guy? Maybe he doesn't know you can hear it. He sounds pretty nutty, maybe he cant comprehend that sound goes through thin walls. |
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| Author: | plastichunter [ Fri May 08, 2009 4:17 pm ] |
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I don't know... A tiny male nurse that twirls a baton and likes show tunes? Maybe you should go over with your shirt off and try and sweet talk him.
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| Author: | Kevlo9 [ Fri May 08, 2009 4:36 pm ] |
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Have you talked to him about this? |
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| Author: | Paulkaiju [ Fri May 08, 2009 5:04 pm ] |
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"Dead souls" off Still would be ideal for that! |
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