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PaulieVinyl wrote:

inflatable prosthetic swan dick? the possibilities are endless.

BloodDrinker6969 wrote:

PaulieVinyl wrote:

inflatable prosthetic swan dick? the possibilities are endless.

Like ballet?

MicromanZone wrote:

Great fun way to tell world "In 10 years find me dead in apartment with Swan Dick on..."

PaulieVinyl wrote:

just to clarify... you stick your boner in the swan, right?

i mean, that's what the pictures seem to indicate.

MicromanZone wrote:

Not too up on my Kanji, but I'm pretty sure it says:
Does beauty of youth tempt you?
Hateful of all things lost and never get.
Look at young woman and wonder "Never come near?" as the run away?
Then give up on life! Wear swan head dick!
Great fun way to tell world "In 10 years find me dead in apartment with Swan Dick on..."
Go for it!

Hope that helps

REdYOdA wrote:

Ha! I love Daiso!
I remember seeing this a while back on Netorama...(with some translation)
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/01/20/weird-japanese-swan-toy/

Joe, could you please wear this on every visit to the Super7 store from now on.
Thank you.

Mr. Humphreys wrote:

OMG! Joe, you found that at a Daiso?!? :shock:

What aisle/department did you find that thing?
...and I thought Daiso was all about dishes, kitcheny, stationary, household everyday stuff

well well! :oops:

BEYOND wrote:

LOL!!! Dude this brings back memories. This is actually, if I'm correct, is based on a comedian in Japan named Shimura Ken. He is OG in the comedy world and he used this gag in many of his skits. Here is a video of it in action. Enjoy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsSKRy9Val4

Joe wrote:

Is that really what it says?

Author:	Joe [ Sun May 17, 2009 5:51 pm ]
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Visited Daiso for the first time today. For those that don't know, Daiso is like a Japanese dollar store w/ everything. I happened to come across this thing in the party item aisle. Thought it was hilarious so I picked it up. Can someone help me translate what it says.

Author:	JAY [ Sun May 17, 2009 5:53 pm ]
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horny mf!

Author:	PaulieVinyl [ Sun May 17, 2009 6:01 pm ]
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inflatable prosthetic swan dick? the possibilities are endless.

Author:	BloodDrinker6969 [ Sun May 17, 2009 6:11 pm ]
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PaulieVinyl wrote: inflatable prosthetic swan dick? the possibilities are endless. Like ballet?

Author:	melek_taus [ Sun May 17, 2009 6:26 pm ]
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Oh wow. Very disturbing packaging with the "chester" standing at attention in the background of ballet practice.

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Author:	PaulieVinyl [ Sun May 17, 2009 6:33 pm ]
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BloodDrinker6969 wrote: PaulieVinyl wrote: inflatable prosthetic swan dick? the possibilities are endless. Like ballet? sure, amongst other things. just to clarify... you stick your boner in the swan, right? i mean, that's what the pictures seem to indicate.

Author:	melek_taus [ Sun May 17, 2009 6:35 pm ]
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I think you squeeze it and it inflates...

Author:	meanmistert [ Sun May 17, 2009 7:38 pm ]
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I don't know what it says, but I'm pretty sure it would spice up any party or special event!

Author:	MicromanZone [ Sun May 17, 2009 7:44 pm ]
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Not too up on my Kanji, but I'm pretty sure it says: Does beauty of youth tempt you? Hateful of all things lost and never get. Look at young woman and wonder "Never come near?" as the run away? Then give up on life! Wear swan head dick! Great fun way to tell world "In 10 years find me dead in apartment with Swan Dick on..." Go for it! Hope that helps

Author:	PaulieVinyl [ Sun May 17, 2009 7:59 pm ]
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MicromanZone wrote: Great fun way to tell world "In 10 years find me dead in apartment with Swan Dick on..." this is how I wanna go, too

Author:	Joe [ Sun May 17, 2009 8:00 pm ]
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PaulieVinyl wrote: just to clarify... you stick your boner in the swan, right? i mean, that's what the pictures seem to indicate. Lol, I think there's tape on one side. Looks like you just stick it on your crotch. MicromanZone wrote: Not too up on my Kanji, but I'm pretty sure it says: Does beauty of youth tempt you? Hateful of all things lost and never get. Look at young woman and wonder "Never come near?" as the run away? Then give up on life! Wear swan head dick! Great fun way to tell world "In 10 years find me dead in apartment with Swan Dick on..." Go for it! Hope that helps Is that really what it says?

Author:	Biff [ Sun May 17, 2009 8:34 pm ]
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The one in Seattle used to carry inflatable breasts, as well. The graphics on the box had a weird little boy wearing them. Joe - post a picture of yourself w/ your new purchase

Author:	REdYOdA [ Sun May 17, 2009 10:55 pm ]
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Ha! I love Daiso! I remember seeing this a while back on Netorama...(with some translation) http://www.neatorama.com/2007/01/20/weird-japanese-swan-toy/ Joe, could you please wear this on every visit to the Super7 store from now on. Thank you.

Author:	Mr. Humphreys [ Sun May 17, 2009 11:17 pm ]
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OMG! Joe, you found that at a Daiso?!? What aisle/department did you find that thing? ...and I thought Daiso was all about dishes, kitcheny, stationary, household everyday stuff well well!

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Author:	uberboy [ Mon May 18, 2009 12:37 am ]
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Author:	BEYOND [ Mon May 18, 2009 12:38 am ]
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LOL!!! Dude this brings back memories. This is actually, if I'm correct, is based on a comedian in Japan named Shimura Ken. He is OG in the comedy world and he used this gag in many of his skits. Here is a video of it in action. Enjoy!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsSKRy9Val4

Author:	Joe [ Mon May 18, 2009 12:42 am ]
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REdYOdA wrote: Ha! I love Daiso! I remember seeing this a while back on Netorama...(with some translation) http://www.neatorama.com/2007/01/20/weird-japanese-swan-toy/ Joe, could you please wear this on every visit to the Super7 store from now on. Thank you. Thanks for that link. And I'm not sure if the swan is reusable. I'll definitely bring it to the S7 Anniversary Party. Mr. Humphreys wrote: OMG! Joe, you found that at a Daiso?!? What aisle/department did you find that thing? ...and I thought Daiso was all about dishes, kitcheny, stationary, household everyday stuff well well! Lol, it was by the party favors and stuff. I tend to find some random crap. BEYOND wrote: LOL!!! Dude this brings back memories. This is actually, if I'm correct, is based on a comedian in Japan named Shimura Ken. He is OG in the comedy world and he used this gag in many of his skits. Here is a video of it in action. Enjoy!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsSKRy9Val4 Hahaha. That is too great. Thanks for the link.

Author:	BEYOND [ Mon May 18, 2009 12:48 am ]
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Here's the translated ver. I'm sure it's correct. Kinda tired...but the video made me watch more....LOL

Author:	bottled [ Mon May 18, 2009 12:57 am ]
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Author:	melek_taus [ Mon May 18, 2009 7:11 pm ]
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That video is great. Love how the guy looks scared of it. Cracking me up.

Author:	MicromanZone [ Mon May 18, 2009 9:41 pm ]
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Joe wrote: Is that really what it says? Sorry, my bad. Not really accurate. This line should read: Great fun way to tell world "In 10 months find me dead in apartment with Swan Dick on..." No way anyone wearing that has even a year—let alone 10 years—to live.