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| Author: | geotaro [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:21 am ] |
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Doesn't have to be your own.
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| Author: | ---NT--- [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:26 am ] |
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Jeezus, I would probably crap myself, pee myself, barf, sneeze, fart, burp and then pass out right before imploding. |
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| Author: | Lixx [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:29 am ] |
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I wonder if the 13 ft shark assumed it was a seal and ate this man/kayak? This picture is quite unnerving. |
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| Author: | Darky [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:35 am ] |
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I'm sure the guy could slap the shark away with his paddle and it would be scared off. I've had a scary moment when surfing at a local beach (Manly, Sydney) and a whale rose up to the surface around 50m from where I was waiting to catch a wave. We were all told to get out of the water because the migrating whale had a calf. |
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| Author: | Vombie [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:56 am ] |
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| Author: | pickleloaf [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:00 am ] |
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| Author: | rhinomilk [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:05 am ] |
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i read in maxim once that you're supposed to stick your thumb in the sharks eye... that right? |
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| Author: | geotaro [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:07 am ] |
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rhinomilk wrote: i read in maxim once that you're supposed to stick your thumb in the sharks eye... that right? Whatever you are supposed to do, turning and seeing that shark behind me would scare the shit out of me. I get chills just looking at that pic. Even if the shark was just curious, it would freak me out. |
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| Author: | rhinomilk [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:14 am ] |
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geotaro wrote: rhinomilk wrote: i read in maxim once that you're supposed to stick your thumb in the sharks eye... that right? Whatever you are supposed to do, turning and seeing that shark behind me would scare the shit out of me. I get chills just looking at that pic. Even if the shark was just curious, it would freak me out. yeah... i would also shit my pants. but i would definitely have my thumbs drawn. |
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| Author: | Darky [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:16 am ] |
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rhinomilk wrote: geotaro wrote: rhinomilk wrote: i read in maxim once that you're supposed to stick your thumb in the sharks eye... that right? Whatever you are supposed to do, turning and seeing that shark behind me would scare the shit out of me. I get chills just looking at that pic. Even if the shark was just curious, it would freak me out. yeah... i would also shit my pants. but i would definitely have my thumbs drawn. Problem with that is the eyes are on the side of the head past the massive jaws hehe. I wouldn't be adventuring my hands out like that 
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| Author: | geotaro [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:28 am ] |
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What is most effective is to just shout really loud... stuff like "scat!" "shoo!" or "go home!" |
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| Author: | Lixx [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:45 am ] |
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Wait punching it in the nose like Laura Croft doesn't work?  Actually don't they have a lot of sensory glands there? How about the gills? Ripping into those might work. Then again I hear shark skin is like sandpaper.
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| Author: | silent killer [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:10 pm ] |
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that doesnt look like a great white to me but im no expert either. id definitely go for the eyes of any animal attacking me if possible, next best bet id imagine like stated would be punching in the nose. i have heard a few accounts where it helped get the sharks off victims. i know it hurts like hell if you get hit (chopped) above yer lip and under yer nose. |
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| Author: | mondocoyote [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:21 pm ] |
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In a worst case scenario stick your fingers back up its throat for the regurgitation. |
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| Author: | bryce_r [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:33 pm ] |
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rhinomilk wrote: i read in maxim once that you're supposed to stick your thumb in the sharks eye... that right? I think it depends on the shark. Some have that protective eye covering and when they bite their eyes look like their are rolling back white. |
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| Author: | toybotstudios [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:40 pm ] |
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silent killer wrote: that doesnt look like a great white to me . regardless if that's a Great White or not, it's definitely a big shark that could snap that kayak in half. I would be freakin out. |
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| Author: | REdYOdA [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:32 pm ] |
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I remember reading that article with the famous shark/kayak pic in Outside magazine recently. Here's the snopes story on the pic origin: http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharkkayak.asp Another good one... 
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| Author: | Lalo [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:39 pm ] |
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that's a dolphin  do you read your own sources, or are you trying to pull a fast one on us? |
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| Author: | REdYOdA [ Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:42 pm ] |
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stupid dolphin. No and No. |
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| Author: | Shirahama [ Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:00 am ] |
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Lalo wrote: that's a dolphin do you read your own sources, or are you trying to pull a fast one on us? I thought that "shark" looked iffy. Dorsal fin is all wrong. I used to surf at Bolinas and would get the shit scared outta me when sea lions popped up. They are huge and I think alot meaner than a great white. Also knowing I was swimming with the food didn't help sometimes. I never actually saw a shark but you know they are there somewhere. |
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| Author: | jerzy777 [ Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:54 am ] |
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This one always freaked me out... 
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| Author: | JoeMan [ Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:12 am ] |
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REdYOdA wrote: I remember reading that article with the famous shark/kayak pic in Outside magazine recently. Here's the snopes story on the pic origin: http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharkkayak.asp Another good one... That happened to me once, but it was a hammerhead. I was still out of the water in about 2 seconds though. |
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| Author: | pickleloaf [ Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:18 am ] |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
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| Author: | lummage [ Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:54 pm ] |
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pickleloaf wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think I'll make it a point to remember this photo every time I think my day couldn't possibly get any worse.
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| Author: | gatchabert [ Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:05 pm ] |
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Since there's a lot of shark pics.... 
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