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| Author: | JoeMan [ Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Ninja Assassin |
Anyone else see this? Blood flying, heads being removed, shurikens raining. Fun movie. |
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| Author: | antknee [ Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninja Warrior |
Do you mean Ninja Assassin? I saw it yesterday. More than any movie in recent time, you know EXACTLY what you're getting into. Huge holes in the plot, bad acting, bad dialogue, lots of unintentional laughs, tons of gratuitous violence. I loved it. It's the kind of movie that makes me wish Joe Bob Briggs was still doing reviews. 4 stars. Take the family. |
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| Author: | JoeMan [ Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninja Assassin |
Yep, that sums it up pretty well. I thought the way they handled the shadows was really cool, Also the shurikens. Man, shurikens have never seemed like an intimidating weapon to me. But those tear through their victims like shotgun blasts. There were times it seemed like a live action Ninja Scroll |
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| Author: | bannedindc [ Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninja Assassin |
This was legit the worst movie I've ever seen. I don't say that in a good way at all. I would rather see the showgirls/story of ricky oh a hundred times than ever watch that again. AND I just saw 2012 as well.. so that says alot. |
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| Author: | GoldenArmKid [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninja Assassin |
bannedindc wrote: This was legit the worst movie I've ever seen. I don't say that in a good way at all. I would rather see the showgirls/story of ricky oh a hundred times than ever watch that again. AND I just saw 2012 as well.. so that says alot. you didnt like Story of Ricky? Kung Fu Gore at its finest! |
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| Author: | Vombie [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninja Assassin |
aw ch'mon! Riki Oh was cool. trivia:the guy who played Riki (siu-wong fan)was also in Ip Man (as Jin Shan Zhao--the butthole challenger guy who tried to make a name for himself). Oh, but yeah.. Ninja ASSasin. I skipped it. my friends saw it and liked it for it's utter and complete crappiness. so yeah, "it's so bad, it's good". |
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| Author: | antknee [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninja Assassin |
I would describe it as the Best Worst Movie of the Year. Bad, but in an incredible and watchable way. It really is the 21st century version of an old ninja movie. Still doubt it? Two words: Sho Kosugi. |
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| Author: | GoldenArmKid [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninja Assassin |
antknee wrote: I would describe it as the Best Worst Movie of the Year. Bad, but in an incredible and watchable way. It really is the 21st century version of an old ninja movie. Still doubt it? Two words: Sho Kosugi. those two words have sold me... I was expecting bad as in that Jet li and Jason Statham movie bad.. that movie was so shit i cant even remember what it was called. |
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| Author: | justin [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninja Assassin |
Horrible for me. I rather watch tokyo gore police for a whole day than watch this again. GoldenArmKid wrote: I was expecting bad as in that Jet li and Jason Statham movie bad.. that movie was so shit i cant even remember what it was called. WAR. i didn't think it was bad.. just predictable. |
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