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Author:  Biff [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:25 am ]
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This is just creepy:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=Sbin
Author:  BloodDrinker6969 [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:37 am ]
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Great, it talks, why? To start demanding how to do it "right" or how it's not sure if I'm even having sex with it yet or how my brother is better and.....oh, TMI, sorry :oops:
Author:  Kevlo9 [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:39 am ]
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For about the same price you can get that or a 4FT Kaws Companion off Ebay! :lol:
Author:  BloodDrinker6969 [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:53 am ]
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Kevlo9 wrote:
For about the same price you can get that or a 4FT Kaws Companion off Ebay! :lol:

But then you gotta drill a hole in the thing and install a fleshlight. Too much work. Unless Kaws makes an official Original Fake fleshlight which I'm going to assume is totally in the works.
Author:  Punkin Donuts [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:05 am ]
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BloodDrinker6969 wrote:
Kevlo9 wrote:
For about the same price you can get that or a 4FT Kaws Companion off Ebay! :lol:

But then you gotta drill a hole in the thing and install a fleshlight. Too much work. Unless Kaws makes an official Original Fake fleshlight which I'm going to assume is totally in the works.


You could just put X's over its eyes and it would be a Kaws. :)
Author:  LamourSupreme [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:42 am ]
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couldn't he have made a better looking robot?
Author:  selekta_nips [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:49 am ]
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some of the quote's are good

"She looks a lot like Cheryl Hines and he looks vaguely like Larry David.................F**king F**kbots Are Go!"
"Guest After you get one...you could make money renting it out for parties.....oh wait, there's bound to be a moral outrage over that"
"RatDog67 I wonder what the trade in value on my 35yo wife would be?? Low miles, Good Looking, Personable, etc.... Off button does NOT work"
Author:  plastichunter [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:50 am ]
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LamourSupreme wrote:
couldn't he have made a better looking robot?

I think he figured a better looking robot wouldn't even give him the time of the day.
Author:  nefasth [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:58 am ]
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Japan's dental training robot is hotter than that ugly aunt,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TZQiq8gEoA
and has better disposition already !
Author:  Kevlo9 [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:00 am ]
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Quote:
couldn't he have made a better looking robot?


Yeah, she looks a bit dumpy. :lol:
Author:  Vombie [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:12 am ]
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I was just imagining someone about to have sex with those things and once it goes in, she says "does not compute. ha. ha. ha. ha."

reminded me of this video. not robots, but still pretty squirrelly.

http://www.spike.com/video/real-doll/2667800

NSFW


Anyway, her face is jacked up. they said that it talks in its "sleep". that's the stuff of nightmares.
Author:  marswillrule [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:20 am ]
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I love the guy drinking wine with it.

http://truecompanion.com/roxxxy-gallery.html
Author:  Vombie [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:29 am ]
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LOL! there's no way this could ever be cool to me at all.

For less than $7000 you could sign up for some dance classes or something and probably find someone nice to meet--that's what I would do if I was desparate. you know, come for the dance lessons, stay for the women. that or buy some coke and throw a little party--can't say that you'll get laid with someone that suits your sexual preference, but hey you were about to hump a computer so...
Author:  Biff [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:35 am ]
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I like how the site has a careers section:

"TrueCompanion.com offers excellent growth opportunities and a competitive salary based on experience. "

Experience?
Author:  BloodDrinker6969 [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:35 am ]
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Vombie wrote:
they said that it talks in its "sleep". that's the stuff of nightmares.

Yeah things like "001011001101001"* or "KILL ALL HU-MANS!"




*To all mega nerds, that's not real code, I know that, I just typed a bunch of 0'a and 1's no need to comment unless I unknowingly fell across some secret code that will unlock to universe.
Author:  Biff [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:39 am ]
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Since I can't afford one of these, I'm going to go and modify a Furby.
Author:  Vombie [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:47 am ]
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Here's all you need:

a bottle of this:
Image

a couple of these--you know, for the "boobs":
Image


and at least one of these:
Image
for a threesome, use your other and buy more lotion.

money saved.
Author:  Biff [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:50 am ]
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Fuckin' luddite.
Author:  plastichunter [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:55 am ]
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Biff wrote:
Fuckin' luddite.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Vombie [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:03 pm ]
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:lol:
aw c'mon, Biff.

OK, for you: just pour the lotion in one of these blasted "machines", turn it upside down, and turn it on.

Image
Author:  JoeMan [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:42 pm ]
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Finally the future Heavy Metal promised us is here.
Author:  Vombie [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:47 pm ]
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Or...Image
Author:  thedrake [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:50 pm ]
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where are the other options,like 5 foot tall and 500 pounds ?
Author:  Cralya [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:20 pm ]
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Hilarious thread. You guys ought to be on SNL ! :D
Author:  Jobber [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:26 pm ]
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Whaa! Can you imagine all the crazy shit a flesh and blood hooker would do for 7gs!! :shock: I can. Lots of crazy things, thats what.
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