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I’ll never forget that day.

One minute I’m just rampaging, not a care in the world, and the next minute Ka-Lar the Grok-dan drops this bombshell on me. I was stunned. Of course, the Air Force was also literally dropping actual bombshells on me at the time. So probably it was the combination.

But yeah, it was a shock. It was like the bottom dropped out. Suddenly I knew how those commuters must have felt when I stomped open a crevasse in their HOV lane. It was like everything had turned upside-down. Like how everyone in that diner must have felt. You know, when I turned it upside-down.

I kind of couldn’t believe it. Pregnant? It was just that one time! Just one regrettable mistake. And now I was going to pay for it for the rest of my life. My lifespan, incidentally, has been prolonged by exposure to radiation. I might actually be immortal. So “the rest of my life” could be a long haul.

Who knew I was even reproductively compatible with a Grok-dan? I’d never even been a hundred per cent sure Ka-Lar was female, which is why I hadn’t told any of my friends about our hook-up. But they were sure going to find out now. I admit I was freaked out. I started looking for something good to smash. Like something with a historical marker on it.

But then I started thinking about it.

I started to imagine how different my life was going to be like in a year, or six months, or ten years, or however long a Grok-dan’s gestational period is. Down the line, I wasn’t just going to be Destructosaur, terrifying visitor from the deep. I was going to be “Daddy,” at least to one little monster. Or maybe eight little monsters. Or several hundred monster larvae. Or a toxic egg cluster. Or a sentient vapor. Mad science only knows what the heck Ka-Lar’s going to squeeze out, really.

Anyway, the more I pictured that, the more inclined I was to think maybe this wasn’t such bad news after all.

Yeah, that was the most important day of my life.

Well, actually it’s a tie: That day and the day the U.S. Navy’s secret undersea nuclear weapons testing program awakened me from a millennia-long slumber.

Author:	Lalo [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:35 am ]
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cool shirt! http://shirt.woot.com/

Author:	missy [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:04 am ]
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I think its stupid. 1. Gigan is not a girl 2. Worst looking godzilla ever. 3. Dumb shirt.

Author:	missy [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:08 am ]
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4. Allusion to Gigan and Godzilla having sex is idiotic.

Author:	hellopike [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:14 am ]
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=) I'm not fond of it either, it reminds me of a shirt I saw a co worker wear once with a cow talking to a jug of milk saying "Milk, I am your father!" ala Star Wars...

Author:	blakewest [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:19 am ]
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Let the haters hate. I laughed when I saw it.

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Author:	missy [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:22 am ]
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Yeah, exactly! hahaha It pretty much reminds me of every dumb "clever" shirt that isn't really clever at all.

Author:	Cubensis [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:23 am ]
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Also, Godzilla is not mammalian, and I see nipples.

Author:	Anti Social Andy [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:02 am ]
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Regardless of the shirt, this thread made me chuckle . . . arguing the feasibility of inter-monster relations . . . geeks of the world unite!

Author:	blakewest [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:07 am ]
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I thought all monsters could interbreed so as to produce more awful combinations. Like snails and those fish that can change sex when they want to. An who says Gigan has to be a girl to get pregnant?

Author:	resinate [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:08 am ]
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meh. but it's clear someone spent some time writing this description to go with it: Quote: I’ll never forget that day. One minute I’m just rampaging, not a care in the world, and the next minute Ka-Lar the Grok-dan drops this bombshell on me. I was stunned. Of course, the Air Force was also literally dropping actual bombshells on me at the time. So probably it was the combination. But yeah, it was a shock. It was like the bottom dropped out. Suddenly I knew how those commuters must have felt when I stomped open a crevasse in their HOV lane. It was like everything had turned upside-down. Like how everyone in that diner must have felt. You know, when I turned it upside-down. I kind of couldn’t believe it. Pregnant? It was just that one time! Just one regrettable mistake. And now I was going to pay for it for the rest of my life. My lifespan, incidentally, has been prolonged by exposure to radiation. I might actually be immortal. So “the rest of my life” could be a long haul. Who knew I was even reproductively compatible with a Grok-dan? I’d never even been a hundred per cent sure Ka-Lar was female, which is why I hadn’t told any of my friends about our hook-up. But they were sure going to find out now. I admit I was freaked out. I started looking for something good to smash. Like something with a historical marker on it. But then I started thinking about it. I started to imagine how different my life was going to be like in a year, or six months, or ten years, or however long a Grok-dan’s gestational period is. Down the line, I wasn’t just going to be Destructosaur, terrifying visitor from the deep. I was going to be “Daddy,” at least to one little monster. Or maybe eight little monsters. Or several hundred monster larvae. Or a toxic egg cluster. Or a sentient vapor. Mad science only knows what the heck Ka-Lar’s going to squeeze out, really. Anyway, the more I pictured that, the more inclined I was to think maybe this wasn’t such bad news after all. Yeah, that was the most important day of my life. Well, actually it’s a tie: That day and the day the U.S. Navy’s secret undersea nuclear weapons testing program awakened me from a millennia-long slumber.

Author:	Ultra999 [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:21 am ]
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the backstory is quite funny. i wish the shirt design could have reflected that more. why are some people so grumpy today, anyway?

Author:	MicromanZone [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:03 am ]
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It’s a typical “witty” Threadless-esque shirt. Kind of cool, but the thought of wearing it makes me wretch. Also, forget about everything but one thing: Godzilla nipples? Good effing lord!

Author:	JoeMan [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:30 am ]
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"Daddy says I was an accident"

Author:	JoeMan [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:58 am ]
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I made it work.

Author:	gatchabert [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:42 pm ]
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marswillrule wrote: gatchabert wrote: what makes this really dumb is that those monters don't even exist in real life... Additionally 1. Gigan can't talk 2. Gigan doesn't have a step sister 3. If it did, she wouldn't fit in that building! Thanks for bringing this all to light. It made me realize that now I have to throw away my son's Godzilla likes to Roar book. On page 13 it says that Anguirus and Godzilla eat coconuts when hungry. Everyone knows that coconuts wouldn't satisfy any monster's hunger! I can't have him reading that, he might actually believe it. wait...they like coconuts?

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Author:	MicromanZone [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:11 am ]
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Following JoeMan's lead I removed the $%@$!# nipples from Godzilla:

Author:	blakewest [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:27 am ]
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Author:	MicromanZone [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:02 pm ]
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Here are your %@^!# nipples:

Author:	JoeMan [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:06 pm ]
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MicromanZone wrote: Here are your %@^!# nipples:

Author:	Cubensis [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:17 pm ]
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This one made me crack up! blakewest wrote:

Author:	gatchabert [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:40 pm ]
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what makes this really dumb is that those monters don't even exist in real life...

Author:	Dikasaur [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:43 pm ]
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you gotta love this forum....

Author:	marswillrule [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:52 pm ]
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gatchabert wrote: what makes this really dumb is that those monters don't even exist in real life... Additionally 1. Gigan can't talk 2. Gigan doesn't have a step sister 3. If it did, she wouldn't fit in that building! Thanks for bringing this all to light. It made me realize that now I have to throw away my son's Godzilla likes to Roar book. On page 13 it says that Anguirus and Godzilla eat coconuts when hungry. Everyone knows that coconuts wouldn't satisfy any monster's hunger! I can't have him reading that, he might actually believe it.

Author:	Shradical7 [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:58 pm ]
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YESSS. MicromanZone wrote: Here are your %@^!# nipples:

Author:	marswillrule [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:35 pm ]
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/godzilla_aka_gojira/3123514987/in/set-72157611466378482/ Monsters having a picnic, how fucking stupid. Next thing you know you might see Minya (with nipples?) talking to a little boy in english.