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| Author: | slipstar01 [ Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | First World Problems Revisited. |
I know this has been mentioned here in the past, but I'm in love with the self-centeredness of First World Problems. I have a couple to throw into the ring, but maybe you guys have some that you've thought of as well. My Conway Stewart Elite Centenary 18ct Gold Fountain Pen, has finally run out of ink, and I don't think another pen can truly capture my genius. It's too cold in the garage that I smoke in, that's connected to my house, and I keep blowing up the hairdryers I use to keep me warm. |
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| Author: | slipstar01 [ Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: First World Problems Revisited. |
Every since I added a leaf to the dining room table to fit more food on it for thanksgiving, the whole feng shui of the dining room is off. I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use the dollar bills I was saving for the strip club. My spell check only corrects misspelled words, and not grammatical mistakes, because I don't feel like taking 3 minutes to update. |
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