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Roger wrote:

Why, oh, why, can't I be on the list? I have done everything you have asked of me! I declared war on the Dark Pope of Skullbrain and deposed him! I renounced my moderator position and swore allegiance to you! I left the BBS and wandered in the desert for months, kept alive only by the grace of almighty CIBOTL!

When I came back to the BBS, I followed the holy protocols of CIBOTL! I quadrupled my snark output! I eliminated any shred of positivity from my posts! I whined incessantly about the "good old days" that never existed! I followed these rules to the letter, and still you have forsaken me!

In accordance with the ancient scrolls of CIBOTL, I drew a pentagram on the floor, and recited names of all of the Ultraman Leo kaiju backwards! A demon appeared in the pentagram! I mated with the demon, as the scrolls instructed! It wasn't half bad, but afterwards the demon never called me!

WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST?

WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST?!?!?

WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST?!?!?!?!?!?!?

http://canibeonthelist.com/bb/index.php

I will lie prostrate in the snow at your front gate until you let me into the holy tower, because I know deep in my soul that I CAN BE ON THE LIST!!!

Author:	melek_taus [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:26 pm ]
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What is this list? And why can't I be on it? I am hurt that I was not told about this. Surely I should have been included.

Author:	Grizlli [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:58 pm ]
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Que?

Author:	liquidsky [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:58 pm ]
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Roger wrote: Why, oh, why, can't I be on the list? I have done everything you have asked of me! I declared war on the Dark Pope of Skullbrain and deposed him! I renounced my moderator position and swore allegiance to you! I left the BBS and wandered in the desert for months, kept alive only by the grace of almighty CIBOTL! When I came back to the BBS, I followed the holy protocols of CIBOTL! I quadrupled my snark output! I eliminated any shred of positivity from my posts! I whined incessantly about the "good old days" that never existed! I followed these rules to the letter, and still you have forsaken me! In accordance with the ancient scrolls of CIBOTL, I drew a pentagram on the floor, and recited names of all of the Ultraman Leo kaiju backwards! A demon appeared in the pentagram! I mated with the demon, as the scrolls instructed! It wasn't half bad, but afterwards the demon never called me! WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST? WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST?!?!? WHY CAN'T I BE ON THE LIST?!?!?!?!?!?!? http://canibeonthelist.com/bb/index.php I will lie prostrate in the snow at your front gate until you let me into the holy tower, because I know deep in my soul that I CAN BE ON THE LIST!!!

Author:	bbb [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:26 am ]
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Author:	moshi [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:41 am ]
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This is going to move a lot of shit...

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Author:	Roger [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:07 pm ]
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Author:	MattyBoomBatty [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:13 am ]
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I want on this.....I'll do twice what he did...except eat sand and pee. Maybe a little.

Author:	greenslime [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:11 am ]
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CAN I BE ON THE LIST?

Author:	nefasth [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:21 am ]
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Quoi ?

Author:	phantomfauna [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:22 am ]
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I thought the men and women of CIBOTL left the planet years ago in their spaceship. All communication was lost after what some think was due from a spill of powdered space coffee on their radio equipment. Quote: In other news...Hippies head for Noah's Ark.

Author:	jebcrow [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:29 am ]
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steve rubell holds all the power!!! http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_ur ... WHrQ&gl=GB

Author:	greenslime [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:33 am ]
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all joking aside, how can i get on the list. is it the same odds of winning a nag lottery, (not that i even try).

Author:	petitetoilonrouge [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:42 am ]
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I couldn't even get on the list of people who want to get on the list.

Author:	Russblue11 [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:01 am ]
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greenslime wrote: is it the same odds of winning a nag lottery, (not that i even try). Well, not with that attitude, mister

Author:	slipstar01 [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:22 pm ]
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People have been trying to get on the list since 2006... Drew wrote: straightoutta..LOKASH wrote: best rainy day pick ever!Put that on CIBOTL? What is CIBOTL? edit: duh.....can i be on......the...list? April 23 2006. You can't handle the List! Son, we live in a world that has List's. And those lists have to be guarded by men with Toys. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Wingnut01? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Skullbrain and you curse the List. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Secret Societies, while tragic, probably saved lives. And the list's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives... Etc... You want the List? You can't handle the List

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Author:	greenslime [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:48 am ]
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Russblue11 wrote: greenslime wrote: is it the same odds of winning a nag lottery, (not that i even try). Well, not with that attitude, mister I AM NOT QUALIFIED TO COLLECT BEMON!

Author:	bryce_r [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:01 am ]
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I don't get the point of this thread.

Author:	bbb [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:38 am ]
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and that's why you can't be on the list. or something.

Author:	ultrakaiju [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:32 am ]
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Are you going to force me to create a parallel universe where I am already on the list? With all these lotteries, the extra dimensions are getting a bit crowded.

Author:	straightoutta..LOKASH [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:33 am ]
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It's all about Pokemon , start collecting Pokemon . Once you have amassed a huge collection burn it at the altar of Mum-Ra and then , and only then, will you be contacted by the celestial architects know as "the list".

Author:	melek_taus [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:52 am ]
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This reminds me: Does Jack In The Crack still make those CIBOTL Burgers? I am gonna go get one for lunch today. Mmm, CIBOTL Burger!

Author:	Slack [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:03 pm ]
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oust the list!

Author:	wingnut0 [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:10 pm ]
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Author:	scarwars [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:39 pm ]
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bryce_r wrote: I don't get the point of this thread.

Author:	bansheebot [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:14 pm ]
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Roger is mad at audiodifficulties and CIBotL and decided to make a pointless thread about it, or something. Who knows. See: viewtopic.php?f=49&t=42500