I like to rework song lyrics, usually with dirty and/or potty humor related themes, but I thought it would be fun to do with your beloved Japanese toys. Just some Sunday afternoon stupidity for you all to enjoy.
Chocolate Bemon (with apologies to Tom Waits)
Don’t go to church on Sunday
Don’t get on my knees to pray
Don’t memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
But I know my Bemon loves me
Maybe just a little bit more…
I fall on my knees every Sunday
At the kaiju candy store
Well it’s got to be a chocolate Bemon
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Bemon
Keep me satisfied
Well I don’t want no goddamn d*nny
Or no gaijinfubi toy
There ain’t nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it’s the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Bemon
Can satisfy my soul
