I watched in a paralyzed state as he came closer...who was this strange little imp-man with his twisted up back and shaggy rag clothes? He approached me but stopped just short of the doorway between our two worlds. I watched him reach one of his straggly little arms behind his bent back and produce an ugly little toy! He passed the strange figure through through the dimensional door and into my hands. I looked down and in my hand was this BLART SIMPSON! I asked the strange mystery man, "What in god's name is this wretched horror," to which he croaked, "Blart is number one top TV boy on cartoon screen! Eat more shorts he say always and more about the cow and always Blart does drive Home-dad so lunacy! Always shake a neck! Bootleg Blart 5 of MoxIco world. I buy and you give me weed from Earth town." Holy shit! I think the dude just asked me to trade him some weed for some Blart toys! Well who wouldn't want a trippy-ass bootleg netherworld Bart Simpson toy!? So I made the deal and am proud to introduce to you these 5 Mutant Blarts made of Japanese Vinyl! 7 inches tall and ugly as hell! This is a collaboration with Mikee Riggs aka Coma21. Scoop up the most horrible being in un-existence for only a $100 on my shopify at http://the-art-of-skinner.myshopify.com/collections/toys/products/blart-simpson-figure-available-feb-1st-at-noon
Curious about this little tale? Want to know more about this two dimensional door and the strange imp who manifested only long enough to give me the Blart toy? Well click here to read the whole story here on my blog http://www.theartofskinner.com/blog/
So much want! That would look great with the rest of my Simpsons stuff... Well I know what I'll be (trying) to do on Friday!
