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Author:  Slack [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:00 pm ]
Post subject:  my boss can eat my asshole
this IS where I go to complain right?
Author:  moriachi [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:10 pm ]
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Slack, sounds like you need to speak to this guy:

johndoe1961 wrote:
I am new at this and I'd ask someone to help me with advice. I applied as recruiter manager at JobQueen, they promise to pay $87,000.00/year. I would like to know if they are for real and if they are how can I get quality sales reps in China. I didn't list the domain because promoting something is forbiden in most forums. So if you want to help me out please contact me direct at my email:
kimwongshu@yahoo.com



:D
Author:  liquidsky [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: my boss can eat my asshole
Slack wrote:
this IS where I go to complain right?


I think I got you beat.

I work for a jackass who was promoted to management because he misrepresented his education (lied that he had a masters) to upper management.

He's never managed people before.

He is scatterbrained and unfocused.

He plays favorites and protects his favorite who is a complete imbecile.

He talks trash about everyone behind their back.

He spends half the day socializing and chatting with others.

He doesn't know his ass from his elbow regarding technology though he holds an IT title.

He constantly takes two hour lunches and is protected by his boss.

He is indecisive, has a big weak ego, and loves red tape, has no concept on motivating people or holding people accountable (probably because he imitates his boss's management style).

He's homophobic and yet obsessed with gays and lesbians

He's a liar and attempts to bully people, especially women.

I could go on and on but you get the picture...
Author:  straightoutta..LOKASH [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:10 pm ]
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Why havent you punched that punk ass in the face?Have you at least told him he's a dick and shouldnt be employed anymore,much less allowed to walk around "normal" people?
Author:  Roger [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:41 pm ]
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Better yet, tell management that he lied about his education.
Author:  locomoto566 [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:17 pm ]
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Ha. The CEO of our company is a pompous fucking idiot and a bully. One time he came into the kitchen (I'm a chef) and blew his fuckin' lid at me, swearing, screaming, the whole nine yards for something another person miscommunicated with him. Then he storms out ot his office, when he turned around to sit at his desk he see's me closing his door, basically I asked him if he'd like to speak to me like that in the parking lot. Long story short, he apologized before I finished my sentence and hasn't spoken to me that way since. Oh yeah, also one of the products I created pulls about $12-15 million a year.

Gotta maintain your humanity. :wink:
Author:  moriachi [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:33 pm ]
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what's your product 'moto??
Author:  rednecktex7 [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:37 pm ]
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Yeah loco let us know man! What did you come up with?
Author:  Roger [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:43 pm ]
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Time to get a new job.
Author:  locomoto566 [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:51 pm ]
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moriachi wrote:
what's your product 'moto??


The "one" I speak of is a tamale labeled under Isabella's Kitchen, it's sold regionally at Costco. It pulled over $1 million in the bay area in December.
Author:  Pogue [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:08 pm ]
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is it the blue corn one?
Author:  locomoto566 [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:04 pm ]
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Knewnan wrote:
is it the blue corn one?


Nope. In the Bay Area there are pork and chicken in I think a 12 pack bag in the refrigerated dept.
Author:  ATWISTEDGIFTSHOP [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:03 pm ]
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I would love some good tamales but I'm in Little Rock.
Author:  Mutonismyfriend [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:16 pm ]
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Here's my contribution:
My boss "joked" about replacing me with another "hot chick" yesterday. Our team consists of ultra-vixen diva girl and the hottest (and also sweetest) girl in the company, my boss and me. It's great that he has a framed photo of him with both of them on the desk - minus me - wjhich is a real motivator for me.

He is also ultra homophobic (he must have mentioned the fact that two girls in our building are...shock...gay, but that they are "OK" about a 100 times to me) and hates fat people or poeple who "whine", and don't even whisper about gay men, he shudders.

Basically, all work sucks - unless u work for S7 - and that probably sucks sometimes too.
Author:  Locomoco [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:20 pm ]
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Mutonismyfriend wrote:
Basically, all work sucks - unless u work for S7 - and that probably sucks sometimes too.


Ring... Ring... Ring... "Hey Ramos, did you get it in yet?"
Ring... Ring... Ring... "Hey Ramos, can you save me three?"
Ring... Ring... Ring... "Hey Ramos, is it in now?"
Ring... Ring... Ring... "Hey Ramos, can you help me out?"
Ring... Ring... Ring... "Hey Ramos, can you get me (insert product here)?"
Ring... Ring... Ring... "Hey Ramos, what do you mean it's not in yet?"
Author:  moriachi [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:25 pm ]
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Mutonismyfriend wrote:
Here's my contribution:
My boss "joked" about replacing me with another "hot chick" yesterday.


The joke from my bosses here is to be replaced with a retarded monkey. This usually comes when things aren't going at all to plan and everything is spiralling out of control - "A retarded monkey could do better...". Reduced a few to tears in my time here that's for sure!!
Author:  Slack [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:38 pm ]
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I'm paranoid my boss is going to find this post, though he's much too stupid I probably shouldn't worry

I don't even want to put alot of thought into why he is such a pile, I get so angry just thinking about the bs I have to put up with, alot of it is similar to Liquid's, but right now I'm dealing with this,

I am salaried and pretty much work my 40 on the nose, I took a half day 2 fridays ago and I was docked 4 hrs. Correct me if I'm wrong, Labor Laws say even if you show up to the job and work 15 min you get paid the whole day of 8 hrs, right? So I tell payroll I should get the 4 and then I tell my asseater, I mean boss, about how I was shorted and he says to go tell payroll. Then the following monday he asked why I thought I should be paid the full 8 and I was forced into saying IT'S THE FUCKING LAW. So, to make a long story short, he argued and said fine, but you're back on the clock. Um, yea, is there a lawyer in the heezy, oh and this guy's not a homophobe, he actually likes pinching my ass. Wow, too much said!
Author:  Locomoco [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:41 pm ]
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Slack wrote:
oh and this guy's not a homophobe, he actually likes pinching my ass. Wow, too much said!


Now if you can get him to do that while you secretly videotape it, you'll be set for life... :D
Author:  Slack [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:50 pm ]
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oh hmm that quote reads weird lol

ps: I love chicks
Author:  b1470 [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:10 am ]
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"what goes around comes around" Sooner or later he'll get whats coming to him.



Slack wrote:
I'm paranoid my boss is going to find this post, though he's much too stupid I probably shouldn't worry

I don't even want to put alot of thought into why he is such a pile, I get so angry just thinking about the bs I have to put up with, alot of it is similar to Liquid's, but right now I'm dealing with this,

I am salaried and pretty much work my 40 on the nose, I took a half day 2 fridays ago and I was docked 4 hrs. Correct me if I'm wrong, Labor Laws say even if you show up to the job and work 15 min you get paid the whole day of 8 hrs, right? So I tell payroll I should get the 4 and then I tell my asseater, I mean boss, about how I was shorted and he says to go tell payroll. Then the following monday he asked why I thought I should be paid the full 8 and I was forced into saying IT'S THE FUCKING LAW. So, to make a long story short, he argued and said fine, but you're back on the clock. Um, yea, is there a lawyer in the heezy, oh and this guy's not a homophobe, he actually likes pinching my ass. Wow, too much said!
Author:  el maz [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:45 am ]
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Slack wrote:
I am salaried and pretty much work my 40 on the nose, I took a half day 2 fridays ago and I was docked 4 hrs. Correct me if I'm wrong, Labor Laws say even if you show up to the job and work 15 min you get paid the whole day of 8 hrs, right? So I tell payroll I should get the 4 and then I tell my asseater, I mean boss, about how I was shorted and he says to go tell payroll. Then the following monday he asked why I thought I should be paid the full 8 and I was forced into saying IT'S THE FUCKING LAW. So, to make a long story short, he argued and said fine, but you're back on the clock. Um, yea, is there a lawyer in the heezy, oh and this guy's not a homophobe, he actually likes pinching my ass. Wow, too much said!


i am salaried too. 40 hours a week
if i take off an hour, they will make me give them an hour of my time.
pretty standard practice, from what i can tell
Author:  Slack [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:03 am ]
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yea well let's just say where I work we do nothing by standard practice

here's a quote from the Labor Law site

stick your tongue all the way in there mofo

Quote:
Being paid on a “salary basis” means an employee regularly receives a predetermined amount of compensation each pay period on a weekly, or less frequent, basis. The predetermined amount cannot be reduced because of variations in the quality or quantity of the employee’s work. Subject to exceptions listed below, an exempt employee must receive the full salary for any week in which the employee performs any work, regardless of the number of days or hours worked. Exempt employees do not need to be paid for any workweek in which they perform no work. If the employer makes deductions from an employee’s predetermined salary, i.e., because of the operating requirements of the business, that employee is not paid on a “salary basis.” If the employee is ready, willing and able to work, deductions may not be made for time when work is not available.
Author:  ramos [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:11 am ]
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Damn, this thread is nuts. You have to go freelance.
Author:  jltohru [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:22 pm ]
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if you can prove to the DOL that your status was changed from exempt to non-exempt as a form of retaliation or punishment for taking time off, then your boss may get fried.
Author:  Slack [ Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:51 pm ]
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unfortunately, I might just have to take it there

I work for a guy who can't even spell MIGHT

he spells it like the bug, "I mite have to get a lawyer"

and I have to take directions from this fucking moron daily!!!!!!!!!
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