The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Brilliance.

I mean who just looks at iconic characters and says, that’s cool, but know what would be cooler... if I took their eyes and nose and replaced their dick and balls with them...

 

The artist is trying to convey the sentiment that males only see by using their dicks.

Or so I'd say, but he probably just think it looks cool and edgy enough to sell. Gotta ride that pop culture toy bubble.

 

Speaks in sarcasm ...

wow no one has ever attempted to stereotype all men as seeing with their dicks before, he’s so genius .... and to use super used to death by countless “artist” well known characters... just doubles down on his originality. Bravo !

 

Some of these ideas would function way better as a reddit post with 150 upvotes instead of a toy that costs 150 bucks

 

Or BAWS...

Edit:
I gotta say, just like the “morning wood” Pinocchio from a few pages back, the little boy aspect of the original character, with the edition of a boner, is beyond cringe. Looking at it makes me feel gross.

 

You know, I could never figure out why I disliked the “morning wood” Pinocchio so much, but I think you hit the nail on the head. It’s a child-like character, it just feels wrong.

 

pop will eat itself.

 

Yeah, those designs are from the new Netflix anime. Jet Jaguar is kind of a steampunk thing. I expect that Godzilla to be able to run like a velociraptor if he's built like that.

 

WHAT DID THEY DO TO JET JAGUAR?!

 

I saw the teaser last year, but it just had a glimpse of JJ which got me psyched... but this... I just don’t know how to feel about this.

 

I feel like you should be able to build a fire in JJ's chest and hold your hands over those vents for warmth on cold winter nights.

 

Last chicken in the shop ...

 

At least they had a couple of decent songs.

 

so, I’m not crazy about the change to JJ for this new Godzilla series, but I think that this new toy isn’t quite doing the design any favors. The waist and legs portion looks off, and very simplistic; the forearms are sculpted weirdly as well to my eyes.

Now, if these two figures are just some cheap entry level mass marketed toys, I’m fine with it. I’d spend $15 or so to have it; but if this is supposed to be a more collectible high end figure, it definitely leaves something to be desired.

 

Yeah, I think they're Bandai. I agree, I usually aim the fugly detector at expensive stuff so maybe I shouldn't of posted them here. Still, fuglies-fugly and I think they're that. They just look awkward to me.

 

Thanks Moog, I knew this guy would show up on here eventually.

 

Thank you for being a good sport about it ... and not having a hissy fit like some insecure people we won't mention. I'm assuming fugly was the intention for this one anyway!

 

Yeah I’m responsible for this one, my baaaad. When I finished the sculpt before I sent it out, gave it a final look and said yeah.. that’s fugly. Working on a new head for it as well.

 

Not going to lie, I kinda like it. It’s a gross chicken that doesn’t seem to have any references to KFC. (Thank god)
How big is that omake? He looks teeny tiny!

 

That omake is fantastic! Is it a chicken hand puppet?

 

Yeah, not gonna lie, I kinda dig it too. Admittedly not a fan of this particular painted version, but the sculpt itself gives me Thankskilling/Poultrygeist visuals. Couldn’t even say what paints I’d like to see on this one, just that I’d like to see more! And the omake is definitely rad.

 

1-off paint job for $225

As rough as a badger's arse ...

 

'The Nagata Effect'.

 

Nagata on LSD...
Drug is so bad, so terribly bad !!