noeleaser

Toy Prince, Male, 44, from Denver, CO

HOLY SHIT. I'm going to BE A DAD in less than 60 days! May 15, 2018 at 2:44 PM

noeleaser was last seen:: May 19, 2018 at 7:41 PM

1. noeleaser
  HOLY SHIT. I'm going to BE A DAD in less than 60 days!
  
  May 15, 2018 at 2:44 PM
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  3. Headhunter
    Grats!
    
    May 15, 2018 at 9:21 PM
    
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  4. Anti Social Andy
    Run! . . . and don't look back!
    
    May 16, 2018 at 9:27 AM
    
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  5. Mecha
    its a piece of cake. get those naps in now bro!! lol.
    
    May 18, 2018 at 3:16 PM
2. noeleaser
  Margot Kidder aka the original Lois Lane, REST IN PEACE... :(
  
  May 14, 2018 at 11:53 AM
3. noeleaser
  New Boss arrives at the office TODAY. o.0
  
  Apr 30, 2018
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  2. Nate
    Ooo. Good luck! Hope he/she is a good boss!
    
    Apr 30, 2018
    
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  3. noeleaser
    @Nate I meant my new Boss Carrion and yes, so far he's a very good boss! :P
    
    May 1, 2018
    
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  4. Nate
    LOLOL
    
    May 1, 2018
4. noeleaser
  Holy fuck. I had 4 beers at lunch. I'm fuckin TURNT.
  
  Apr 27, 2018
5. noeleaser
  Hey! Let's draw a bat using the computer!
  
  Apr 25, 2018
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    @3wing
    
    Apr 25, 2018
    
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6. noeleaser
  3:17 am: My dog and pregnant fiancé are BOTH snoring like fucking freight trains. On the couch with earplugs in. Starting 4/20 early.
  
  Apr 20, 2018
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7. noeleaser
  Craig Mack RIP..:(
  
  Mar 13, 2018
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8. noeleaser
  Something to ponder: The friends that never text you back are the ones that are always on their phones when you see them in person..
  
  Feb 23, 2018
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  2. hellointerloper
    I know that personally I have to prioritize my mental health over my friends sometimes... if I need to take a social break, I'm more likely to postpone responding to real life friends. I find them more difficult to talk to than internet friends, lol.
    
    Feb 23, 2018
  3. Grindingmachete
    True but I get that from my wife too so.
    
    Feb 23, 2018
9. noeleaser
  Dear Radiohead: Thanks for not playing anywhere near Denver on your new US tour. You continue to skip Denver on your tours, what gives!?
  
  Feb 22, 2018
10. noeleaser
  Drinking a beer at work cos some of my coworkers are dicks.
  
  Feb 7, 2018
11. noeleaser
  I'm on day 22 without a cigarette and I want to murder everyone I come in contact with..
  
  Jan 23, 2018
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  3. hellointerloper
    I'm sorry dude, it will get tougher before it gets easier... but in the end it's well worth it.
    
    Jan 24, 2018
  4. foto junkaay
    How many people have you killed?
    
    Jan 25, 2018
    
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  5. noeleaser
    I'm on day 24 now.. Still haven't killed anyone..
    
    Jan 25, 2018
12. noeleaser
  You know you’re in Boulder when the chick in front of you in line is talking about hosting a Kombucha podcast..
  
  Jan 18, 2018
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  2. hellointerloper
    I have yet to try kombucha, but when I read the phrase "mother mold" in the creation process, I kind of just wanted to throw up.
    
    Jan 19, 2018
13. noeleaser
  Pro tip: If you think it's ok to have a conference call while working in an OPEN OFFICE ENVIRONMENT, I hate you.
  
  Jan 3, 2018
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  3. spatula007
    Jerks with offices also do it. They rarely shut their doors, but do feel the need to yell at the phone.
    
    Jan 4, 2018
    
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  4. hellointerloper
    "LOOK AT ME, I'M IMPORTANT, I'M ON A PHONE"
    
    Jan 4, 2018
    
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  5. Lixx
    Same shit in my chemo ward. This redneck thinks it's cool to play every ring tone then get on speaker phone with really sick sleepy people around you. I feel like asking the nurses to slip him extra benadryl!
    
    Jan 6, 2018
14. noeleaser
  How to troll a troll: https://lifehacker.com/how-to-troll-a-troll-1819880278
  
  Oct 26, 2017
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15. noeleaser
  Rest in peace Prodigy... :(
  
  Jun 20, 2017
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16. noeleaser
  Bad news: I didn't win a Milky Bloom Hyper Kraken.. Good news: I bought a pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones instead..
  
  Jun 14, 2017
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  2. Mecha
    eh, little column A, little column B.
    
    Jun 16, 2017
17. noeleaser
  After 3 years of trying, I'm finally getting a Kumon!
  
  May 26, 2017
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  2. Grindingmachete
    Me too!!! Can't wait!! Bout darn time
    
    May 26, 2017
    
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  3. The Moog
    Congrats!
    
    May 26, 2017
    
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18. noeleaser
  Before acting like a dick on an internet forum, ask yourself "If I ran into this person on the street, would I say it to their face?"
  
  Mar 25, 2017
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  2. Mecha
    prob not!
    
    Mar 25, 2017
    
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  3. hellointerloper
    When I'm well enough to attend events, I kind of hope I'll run into a couple people... see if they're as willing to be jerkoffs to my face as they've been online.
    
    Mar 26, 2017
    
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19. noeleaser
  I can't believe Biggie's been gone for 20 years...
  
  Mar 10, 2017
20. noeleaser
  Before acting like a dick on an internet forum, ask yourself "If I ran into this person on the street, would I say it to their face?"
  
  Mar 10, 2017
21. noeleaser
  If Trump ending the TPP deal makes the price of my Sofubi go up, I'm going to be PISSED...
  
  Jan 24, 2017
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  2. hellointerloper
    Oh lord, just when I was feeling better about the USD/YEN conversion rates...
    
    Jan 24, 2017
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Mar 16, 1974 (Age: 44)

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