The Moog

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

Niten Ichi-ryu. Masters are like needles, pupils are like threads.

"Clearly my friends had confused the phrase 'phenomenal venue' with the similar phrase, 'shit hole cunt magnet." - Daniel Kitson

"Lark's tongues. Wren's livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguar's earlobes. Wolf nipple chips, get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely." - Brian

"Obviously, you're not a golfer." - The Dude

- the bats have left the bell tower - the victims have been bled - red velvet lines the black box - Bela Lugosi's dead -

"I taught them everything they know, but not everything i know." - James Brown

i am the son and the heir - of a shyness that is criminally vulgar - i am the son and heir - of nothing in particular

"You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it." - Bernard Black

So long, and thanks for all the fish . . .

"its good to be alive, isn't it? - its not like life's so fucking great, but compared to being smothered in earth" - Norm Macdonald

"Oh Clarice, your problem is, you need to get more fun out of life." - Hannibal Lecter

nothing but the dripping sink - the empty bottle - euphoria - youth fenced in - stabbed and shaven - taught words - propped up to die.

The Royal Mail tried to drown my kaiju. Thankfully sofubi is not only tough, but also waterproof.

"Give me a downer, Danny. My brain's capsizing, I've gotta unfuck my brain." - Marwood

Well? can you find him Kiyoko? - - For a moment, i sensed a presence. It was he . . . it was Akira.

The Gold Dust Saloon, Nevada was built in 1908, when the metal of choice in Gold Point's mines was horn silver - not gold.

- big bottles of pop - especially dandelion and burdock - what I'd give for a tiny slurp - though it stung your nose and it made you burp -

"Riley! You take that diaper off your head, you put it back onto your sister." - Dot

- as loud as hell - a ringing bell - behind my smile it shakes my teeth - and all the while - as vampires feed - i bleed -

"some summa day wen warm is here an' winta cold is gone, we'll set a tray of cool root beer an' kwoff it both alone." - Krazy Kat

for a single man, i have an insane amount of cutlery.

(Q.) What do you call a cat in the desert? (A.) Sandy Claws.