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Do not watch two dogs get stuck together For if you do You will get pink eye

I don't know that I trust a band without 2 drummers, a nude dancer and $10,000 worth of black market strobe lights.

"I think too much edible gold hurt my tummy."

It's after the end of the world. Don't you know that yet?

"Nothing, Dirk. Take me to Hot Lobster."

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!

"Now you know the thrill of wrapping your legs around a tornado of pumping pistons."

Happy anniversary, morons.

When you think your toys have gone berserk It's an illusion you cannot shirk

"The tongue is a spoon" - Jojo

“Look, I’ll remove the pustules from one side of his face, if you allow me to draw him 200 pounds heavier.”

"On a scale of Godzilla vs Megalon to Shin Godzilla, I give it a solid Godzilla vs Biollante."

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Thonk!

"And look, Wayne, another three-legged dog."

I am Spartacus.

No fish gods were harmed in the making of this profile update.

"Do you wanna do some ASMR?"

“It’s primal back-brain shit, Steven”

My Life as a Really Shitty Boxer. vol. 1

"Butterflies were named for the fact that their poop looks like butter. Blame the Dutch." - Luke Kruger-Howard

2nd jab today!

My protocol empathy module is starting to overheat...

I am more more than any hero's geologic change's strong and big. I do so is... For protecting you.