The Moog

Scarlett did a good job playing Major Motoko Kusanagi. GITS is a BLAST, fuck the haters!

"the man who lives above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats." - Steven Wright

“I'm English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.” - Bill Bailey

I found a 'Lava Girl' McDonalds happy-meal figure from 2005. Clear purple vinyl. Nice!

"Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong." - Bill Bailey

"i stayed up all night playing Poker with Tarot cards. I got a full-house and four people died." - Steven Wright

'give ants an alien abduction experience by shining a torch at them, and then sucking them up with a vacuum cleaner.' - Viz Top Tips

"I bought an iPod. It can either hold 5,000 songs or 1 telephone message from my Mother." - Steven Wright

"It was the first time i was ever in love, and i learned a lot. Before that, i had never even thought about killing myself." - Steven Wright

"in school they told me practice makes perfect, then they told me nobody's perfect . . . so i stopped practicing." - Steven Wright

"THERE IS A HEPPY LEND - FURFUR A-WA-A-A-AY". - Krazy Kat

"I gotta read it again, because my mind is just a piece of shit this morning." - Winnebago Man

"Some with air rifle, some with gutty, and some with bendy stick, for shitty-shotty." - Lovejoy

outbid on YJA again, grumble grumble.

"You better take that back, you Electro ponce." - Howard Moon (Jazz Maverick)

"No one listens to Jazz. Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for." - Vince Noir

"Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none." - Severen

"Do you like oily grapefruit?" - The Greasy Strangler

"I don't accessorize. I'm Howard Moon. There's a simple truth to me." - Howard Moon

I'm going to see Richard Herring perform stand-up comedy in 2hrs. Fun, Larks & Knob-gags. Oh yesh . . .

"Goth Juice. The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith." - Vince Noir

Scored a vintage Rosebud 'Teddy Bear Sheriff' MIB for £5 today and nobody bid against me. The world has gone mad . . . .

Just watched Trainspotting 2 and enjoyed it very much. Spud steals the show. Fun flick.

"I have no sense of decency - that way, my other senses are enhanced." - Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe

"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down." - Mitch Hedberg