The Moog

"You should try my fathers bramley and elder root brew. That really is like piddle, but with a foul yeasty after tang" - Giles Wemmbley Hogg

"Ah. I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard." - GUARD #1

Twatt, Orkney. Not to be confused with Twatt, Shetland.

“Great horny toadies! I musta dug clean through to Chiney.” - Yosemite Sam

Snitches get stitches. Grasses get new arses.

"When I grew up, nobody would of named a band 'My Morning Jacket'. You'd name it something that had to do with Satan." - Bill Burr

bröther may i have some lööps?

"I didn't mean to call you a meat loaf Jack." - David Kessler

- i'm just sitting - watching flowers in the rain - feel the power of the rain - making the garden grow -

CANTINA BAND. These initially were the most limited of the large figures, with ONLY about 6,500 of each variety released.

Yoda butleg. $400. Puebla.

"Unhappy childhood. 16 years. No Lager. I don't know how I did it." - Sean Lock

"I didn't know he was on a mission from you, to tell me your fucking bass was fucked." - Nicko McBrain

"Beavis, you’re gonna keep talking about loogies, and I’m gonna be too busy swinging around my gigantic schlong." – Butt-head

Smithers, release the hounds.

"He's terrifying because it's pure self-belief, and that's my definition of mental illness. When you don't doubt yourself." - Ruby Wax

"Oh Agent Starling, you think you can dissect me with this blunt little tool?" - Hannibal Lecter

Which of the following is NOT one of Bubbles' new kitties? A/Timmy Twinkletoes B/Ernie Pepperoni C/Luke Skywhiskers D/Bing Clawsby

Waiting for my extra cold Guinness to warm up.

"But I will never stop helping and loving people the way Jesus said to." - Michael Jackson

"My grandpa said how old are you? I said five. He said when i was your age, i was six" - Steven Wright

Beaucoup Dinky Dau

It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a 'Salad dressing dude'.

- even though afar - a feeling of coolness comes - from those mountain pines -

"There ain't no hawk kid. You can't see for shit, can ya?" - Ned Logan