The Moog

You let us down 'Masked Marvel'. Sorry boys, that's the way it goes.

- when little worlds collide - i’m trapped inside my embryonic cell - and flashing memories - are cast into the never ending well -

- she's walking down the street in front of my window - whistling funky tunes in the ears of my neighbours -

"He's riding very low in the saddle there, due to his huge-massive pumpkin ass." - Bob Fossil

"I know you're supposed to respect your elders, but some of them are fucking crazy." - Bubbles

Darling fascist bully boy, give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman. - Neil

The pygmies arrived then the giants arrived, and they trod on one of the pygmies by accident and broke its leg.

"So it turns out that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn’t make the sound of a coconut."- Ken Dodd

- mis-shapes, mistakes, misfits - raised on a diet of broken biscuits - we don't look the same as you - we don't do the things you do -

"We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings." - Doctor Manhattan

“Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.” - Billy Connolly

“I used to be a folk singer but I was dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog.” - Billy Connolly

- there's more to life than books you know - but not much more - not much more - oh you handsome devil -

Snoochie Boochies.

"Half ten? half ten? i've never been up at half ten. What happens?" - Bernard Black

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tis but a scratch.

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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Niten Ichi-ryu. Masters are like needles, pupils are like threads.

"Clearly my friends had confused the phrase 'phenomenal venue' with the similar phrase, 'shit hole cunt magnet." - Daniel Kitson

"Lark's tongues. Wren's livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguar's earlobes. Wolf nipple chips, get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely." - Brian

"Obviously, you're not a golfer." - The Dude

- the bats have left the bell tower - the victims have been bled - red velvet lines the black box - Bela Lugosi's dead -