The Moog

"What is this I'm drinking? It's disgusting. It's like a choc ice fell into a bottle of bleach. This is children's booze." - Bernard Black

"I yam disgustipated." - Popeye

"Ain't it always a trial picking out the gown, that best conceals you've fucking pissed yourself." - Calamity Jane

"Every single story started the same. We'd just finished a gig, we got in a car, took psychedelics and drove for eight hours." - Greg Proops

German honeymoon horses. Some galloping, some not so galloping.

"When i swallowed the last prawn, i had a technicolor yawn and i chundered in the old Pacific Sea." - Barry Humphries

"Oh, uh, yeah, uh . . . a tape deck, some Creedence tapes" - The Dude

"If I bleat when I speak, it's because I just got fucking fleeced." - Al Swearengen

"If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane." - Tommy Chong

Long Live The New Flesh.

"Do you like that joke? It contains within it, a prophecy of all your deaths." - Stewart Lee

"Ripley, she doesn't have bad dreams because she's just a piece of plastic." - Newt

"I wouldn't know a Snowy egret if I were pissing on one." - Daryl Van Horne

I found some great toys today, all different types of die-cast, which doesn't happen very often. Cars and Robots.

"Man, you oughta take that cane, and beat whoever made that suit to death." - Buc Nasty

"It is in these hills that Juan Valdez and his trusty goat, gather coffee beans every morning." - Butt-head

- thrown like a star in my vast sleep - i opened my eyes to take a peek - to find that i was by the sea - gazing with tranquility -

- if only we might fall - like cherry blossoms in the spring - so pure and radiant -

H. P. Lovecraft observed that the old ones are the Great Ones. Happy New Year!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A. Frostbite

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Look at that boat, man. What does 'Valkyrie' mean, certain death?" - Bob Mortimer

"This is 14th Century Ming. Thing. Made out of Ming by Mr Ming. If you don't like Ming, steer clear of this one." - Eddie Izzard

Flippin like a Pancake, Poppin like a Cork. Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork!

Happy Birthday to Ozzy Osbourne. 70 years old today. LET'S GO FUCKING CRAZY!!