The Moog

“The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos, but we never saw his wife.” - Karl Pilkington

"Rollin' the bones is me weakness an' thas what i'm go'ner do plenty of." - Popeye

"I guess a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy." - Little Enos

"Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."

"We can't stand around here doing nothing. People will think we're workmen." - Seagoon

Weniger, aber besser.

my gran had a large aviary packed with budgies - those birds are cocky little fuckers - noisy little bastards too!

- the woods are lovely, dark and deep - but I have promises to keep - and miles to go before I sleep -

“I think i'm familiar with the fact that you're going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass” - Hooper

"I feel pretty good about this actually. I feel less bad than i normally do, which for me is a ringing endorsement." - Richard Ayoade

"All we are is dust in the wind, dude." - Ted Theodore Logan

after all...they are grown men collecting toys - skaldavsatanssol

How do you know my curmudgeon's wizened? . . . unless you really do have X-Ray Specs!

X-Ray Specs. An amazing illusion! Apparently see thru bones, thru skin, thru clothes etc. Thrill and embarrass your friends. $1.25

"I like Shakes the Clown. Haven't you heard? It's the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies" - Martin Scorsese

“We got lumps of it round the back.” - The Jailer

"Grand Canaria. Had a drink in a bar. Everyone sat and watched one of the local cats lick it's bollocks." - Karl Pilkington

"My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process." - Raoul Duke

"You should try my fathers bramley and elder root brew. That really is like piddle, but with a foul yeasty after tang" - Giles Wemmbley Hogg

"Ah. I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard." - GUARD #1

Twatt, Orkney. Not to be confused with Twatt, Shetland.

“Great horny toadies! I musta dug clean through to Chiney.” - Yosemite Sam

Snitches get stitches. Grasses get new arses.

"When I grew up, nobody would of named a band 'My Morning Jacket'. You'd name it something that had to do with Satan." - Bill Burr

bröther may i have some lööps?