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“Why aren’t you two ponies?”

“YOU STUPID DARKNESS!”

The grasshopper lies heavy.

Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place.

...arachnid, more worm-like, uh, covered in cliteri...

family man with your christmas lights already up your such a MAN when you're puttin' up your christmas lights first on the block family man

I am the Beautiful Puffin.

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Thanksgiving is a fine day to make something sweet out of something tart.

Hope for happiness.

It's not the object's fault.

An anagrammed insult: A silly ethnic stupor; Oil a lusty sphincter; A spry neolithic slut.

Eerie R.N.C. Pubis

"Yeah, you'll be watching my hinder, Mama, and choking on its billowing plume of highly rated dust."

I am the bringer of change. I am the filler of cracks.

"Boiling water is the icicle-stabbing of yam killing."

You guys ever see DIE HARD? Pretty good.

Would you rather receive an apology, or have your say?

Fish soup is just a parody of the ocean.

If you encounter any problems, any tensions, any arguing that you can't resolve yrselves, you will be assigned children. That usually helps.

Like Godzilla sez to Mothra, man, "let's go eat someplace."

"When you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don't expect him to thank or forgive you."

"Yeah, the seal is not a creature you want to toy with."

“Whoever invented the concept of fairness, anyway? Isn't everything easier if you simply get rid of the idea of justice altogether?" - PB

"I do not believe in the Devil, I only believe in stupidity." - WH