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"Diredragon dominates and destroys daredevil dandies with dark determination."

"Also, looking for Uhura Heads and AA Dinah Mite Heads, can be shaved, missing hair, basically beaters, but with noses intact." Creepy much?

Is there any Marvin/Zan or Wendy/Jayna slash fiction out there? I'm presuming that Gleek's nighttime adventures are well documented.

"Better check headquarters, while I pretend to recharge Steve Austin's biarnic system."

Why haven't I extended a foot-hand?

‘Mr. Belushi, do I have to report you to the principal’s office?’

"My version was really built around Leonard Nimoy as Spock and Toshiro Mifune as his Klingon nemesis... "

"Do you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire."

I imagine that you're well aware of what was lurking underneath the imperious fellow's robe and shower cap...

"The public desire for tasting Dracula today!"

All-new head sculpt officially approved by William Shatner!

"Have we been here before or are we yet to come?"

"I will now activate the hostility circuits!"

"Babies are boring. I mean, they don't party, they haven't travelled, they have no sense of irony..."

Goodbye, old chum!

"Good This toy / fisted / with Snoopy style chain"

“the unconscious is a machine for operating an animal.”

Everybody in the world, you have dandruff.

I went to the neon fruit supermarket, dreaming of your enumerations. What peaches and what penumbras.

On the chest of a barmaid in Sail , were tattooed the prices of ale, and on her behind, for the sake of the blind...

"The crotch, the throat and the eyes, in that order. Practice at home. Next question!'"

" ... thoughts floating around inside my brain .. will be related to the worship and appreciation of Lydia Lunch's substantive thighs."

Funny disarms the horde.

Remember that yrself is steam

I can't trace time.