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"Emotions are harsh, man. I stuff mine deep inside and somehow wind up buying a shit ton of McFarland toys."

I used to have a tabby cat named Harry Nielson. Just thought you all should know.

This is hot meat; This is met-a-llk blood.

The ... address places it directly upstairs from a popular hashish bar owned, I'm guessing not coincidentally, by Dr. Little Poops himself.

Skylab never knew she had a purpose, returning to the air and ocean unamazed by her travels, unperturbed by her fall.

"I have successfully penetrated the next chamber of the alien's Interior..."

"What impulses, Dr. Sheppard?" "Well, I can't mention them. They're unauthorized, but they're nice that way."

Brian Chippendale...my dad said if he's a poor mans Gary panter then Gary panter is a unwell persons Robert crumb with the alcoholic shakes.

"This body imprisons me in more ways than one... refuses to help me rid myself of it...!"

To all the dead friends I've never met.

I saw your girlfriend, and she was eating her fingers like they're just another meal.

"Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em."

"Inability is often the mother of restriction, and restriction is the great mother of inventive performance." - HC

"Listen man, I can fly without your sun. My sun is fun mixed with a smile. Your cape is harshing my buzz."

EVEN HARDENED MEMBERS OF THE "OUTSIDERS" HAVE REACTED TO THE WEIRD EFFECTS OF THE HAIRIE SOUND SYSTEM!!

I SEE YOU'RE WEARING A $90,000 WATCH, BUT DEEP DOWN, DON'T YOU SECRETLY ENVY MY GRIM, SOMEWHAT PARANOID PERSPECTIVE ON THE HUMAN CONDITION?

"You are the master of your universe. And yet, you are dripping with rat's blood and feces."

"I must admit I am at a total loss as to why making a toy in deliberately wrong colors is awesome."

"Diredragon dominates and destroys daredevil dandies with dark determination."

"Also, looking for Uhura Heads and AA Dinah Mite Heads, can be shaved, missing hair, basically beaters, but with noses intact." Creepy much?

Is there any Marvin/Zan or Wendy/Jayna slash fiction out there? I'm presuming that Gleek's nighttime adventures are well documented.

"Better check headquarters, while I pretend to recharge Steve Austin's biarnic system."

Why haven't I extended a foot-hand?

‘Mr. Belushi, do I have to report you to the principal’s office?’

"My version was really built around Leonard Nimoy as Spock and Toshiro Mifune as his Klingon nemesis... "