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"I have seen the Future, and it doesn't work."

"Cage is a good actor in good movies, and an almost indispensable actor in bad ones." - Roger Ebert

Eat shit and live.

"I remember that at that time I wanted a kindergarten child like this family's finger doll. Nostalgic"

"Hey, greatest hits albums are for housewives and little girls!"

"The Godzilla/Toho/Kaiju American fanbase is my barometer for how inculcated a group can get."

This Is Garloo - Mighty, Unchained, Unconquerable Garloo. Yours To Command. Order And Garloo Obeys.

"As humans, we waste the shit out of our words"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTifRi3qDkU

Quick, give me 1004 likes so I can feel validated as a human!

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk." - Ron Swanson

In every way we of Planet X are the Earthlings' superiors! We are a far older race, a far wiser one! Our science more advanced than theirs!

Hah! Little do the Earthlings suspect that I, Kurrgo, MASTER of Planet X, have been monitoring their actions for weeks!

Where, where the Hell is Bill?

DARKSEID IS

Used books, used people, used flowers, used love.

"Nothing really lasts, so it's foolish to cling to things, but I think that's the very reason I cling to things." - Cole Closser

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I live with thirteen dead cats. A purple dog that wears spats. They're living out in the hall and I can't stand it anymore.

I got a silver machine. It flies sideways thru' time. It's an electricline. It's your Zodiac sign

I think the type of fruit that sounds most like a euphemism is probably 'jazz apples'.

Aghast goes next door to his neighbor, secretly excited, as Aforementioned was a hunter whom radio enthusiast wanted friendship and favor of

"Hello Steven, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?"

“It's like the day you realize dolls are dolls. I pick up my old self and I see it's silly. A toy I've played with too often."

"Hell is empty and all the Detolfs are here!"