The Moog

Mork calling Orson.

dearly beloved - we are gathered here today - to get through this thing called life

"Yeah, I do it all. Clampin, crimpin, occasional snippin." - Clamps

Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do.

"If we moved in next door to you, your lawn would die." - Lemmy Kilmister

"Just give me a taste. That's all I ever wanted from jump." - Rudy Pipilo

Put a bird on it

R.I.P. Damo Suzuki

"Dingo's kidneys. There must be some way of getting off this planet, other than getting high." - Ford Prefect

"Oh balderdash, Jeeves. Not to say, flapdoodle." - Bertie Wooster

"Don't worry mom, i know all about cannibalism, i saw it on TV." - Danny Torrance

i heard a siren from the docks - saw a train set the night on fire - smelled the spring on the smoky wind - dirty old town

Will miss him way more than Henry Kissinger

R.I.P. Shane MacGowan

"Hey, who are you? Where are you? What's going on, and is there any way of stopping it?" - Ford Prefect

"I was in a deep, dark hole. I climbed out because I was starting to like it too much." - Marvin The Paranoid Android

R.I.P Matthew Perry

"Pouilly-Jouvet '26, in an ice bucket, with two glasses, so we don't have to drink the cat piss they serve on the dining car." - M. Gustave

harmony brews good saké

All your base are belong to us.

Congratulations to Maegashira #1 Hokutofuji for defeating Ozeki 'Battle Hamster' on the opening day of the Aki Basho.

A. Venice Beach League Playoffs 1987. B. Bob

pretentious douchecanoe.

"I've ridden ATV's before, antiquing in the Berkshires." - Captain Raymond Holt

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." - David Lee Roth