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really starting to hate that "i fart a lot" thing

 

WTF?!

What type of nutsack steals a persons dog. For fuck's sake man! Glad you got him/her back. That's nuts to me. Makes me feel better that only the rack was stolen. Puts it into perspective a tad, eh!

 

Wow seriously? I understand censoring harsh language. BUT b1tch is a real word. didn't realize this was elementary school.

 

I think the censoring of that word is a joke like some others. You can say fuck here and it isn't censored.

 

I just figured it was in the list, because it's derogatory slang against females. To tell you the truth, it's one of the things I like about this forum, it' get's really annoying when you have to read slams against gender, ethnicity, and sexuality, everywhere else on the internet.

 

slipstar is such a b1tch

 

fuck ebay for getting my hopes up on winning a jumbo machinder baltan for cheap then watching it skyrocket when everyone was blasting bids at the end!

haha- it doesnt bother me really, hopefully someone here got it.

 

It's funny you say this because the last thing I think of when hearing this word is a female unless it's being said in a Too Short or N.W.A. song. I use this word but never to mean female or acting female like. Don't get me wrong, I know where the slang started. 99% of the time though, if you hear the word in underground hip hop it is referring to a male. The situation reminds me of the south park where everyone says the F word refers to Harley riders and not homosexuals.

 

RAWR!

 

I want to give a big shout out to the chick who won the 50/50 pool at my friends benefit and actually kept the money. Douche.

 

Fuck dirty bicycle chains that secretly leave that powdered (yet wet) super dark grease deposits on your pant leg- that then drop onto your white carpet unsuspectingly! Then like a dumbass you see this spot on the carpet and brush it with your foot and go "What's this?" grounding it in like a dirty diaper all over the carpet!

 

ouch! that blows! I recomend wiping the chain down good and then spraypaint it. Chains really dont need grease all over them.

 

^ fuck you, carpet. i like hardwood floors.

 

^^
Me too but the carpet is in my apt bedroom and can't remove it. I used some shout and scrubbed the hell out of it.

EVOM yeah I've been wondering for weeks how come I keep finding these black powdered grease blobs on my shoes, pants etc. I never put 2 and 2 together realized it's the damn bike chain. I went down to the basement and just triple layer paper toweled the whole damn thing. It was coated with the stuff.

 

Fuck pretentious artists, and the so called "cool kids"

 

Now I'm really pissed. Someone is targeting me because this afternoon, someone stole two pieces of (out going) mail out of my mailbox... while I was home no less. Two fucking envelopes with a couple of Art Hustle cards in them.

I am beginning to think it's my degenerate drunk of a next door neighbor now. I caught him peering into our backyard from the alley last week. It just feels awkward.

In conclusion, FUCK YOU to whoever did steal both my bike rack and my mail. And FUCK YOU to my next door neighbor for being an uber-douche. The next time you talk about killing yourself in a drunken stupor I'm gonna encourage it rather than discourage it from now on. Fucker

 

I'm not sure how often you ride your bike, but I ride at least 3-4 times a week and I clean my chain at least every other week. Just use WD40 and give it a good wipe down. It'll prevent all that grease to build up. Also, you might want to try rolling up your pant leg on the driveside to prevent it from getting grease on it.

It may seem like a chore to clean it so often, but it doesn't take that long.

 

I have rolled my pant leg up in the past but haven't recently because the Levis seem pretty slim down there and thought I would not need to bother. Guess I was wrong? I am going to stick to cleaning that chain more often though as I ride my bike at least a few times a week.

 

Hey! These last two posts did not feature any F-bombs. You can either take that shit to a PM or get a room! Fuck bicycle advice!

 

+1

 

Here's me meeting my fuck you quota for the week then:

1) Fuck my g/f's work for A) giving her a fucking ulcer by stressing her out so much calling all hours of the night after she is off the clock B) Having a such a shitty insurance plan that is only good in parts of Ohio (it's a subsidiary of a huge corp from there) that it doesn't even cover the ulcer works giving her as she tries to go to a specialist and C) All the lame ass doctors in Buffalo that can't diagnose shit and send her for a myriade of tests that have nothing to do with her stomach. If I have to endure one more night of watching her writhe in pain, I'm going to pound one of these idiot doctor's faces in so far the only thing they'll be diagnosing is reconstructive surgery options.

Better?

 

Damn, that really sucks. I had bad enough heartburn a few months ago it landed me in the ER, but it was not persistent. I really hope she gets better.

 

What kinds of toys are we talking about here???