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  1. rhinomilk

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    5 Crappiest Movies of All Time
    1. Freddy Got Fingered
    2. Joe Dirt
    3. Gigli
    4. Steel Magnolias
    5. Fantasia

    Sometimes I give poorly rated movies a chance... sometimes they're humorous and misunderstood, but I saw Freddy Got Fingered and Joe Dirt and I didn't return to the movie theatres for about a year they sucked so bad.

    And Gigli... I thought the line "I'm a turkey gobble gobble" was a joke and maybe the movie was so bad that it was funny. nope, it just sucked.

    Fantasia is brilliant... but for the love of god, do not make me sit through the whole thing
     
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    you are telling me you actually paid to see them??????
     
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    Crash

    I never swore so much in my life
     
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    :oops: yes, but in my defense.... actually there is no excuse. hey, I thought tom green was funny at the time.
     
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    Crash wasn't bad.
    I just got done watching "The Break Up" with my wife. What a bunch of garbage. Why did she want to stay with such an ass for so long?? Just totally stupid in my opinion. Is that what turns women on?? Being treated like crap? She should have left him earlier and saved me a couple hours :evil:
     
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    The Crow 2.... (the theatre I saw it in had a broken air conditioner....... bad movie + hot air =:evil: )
     
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    joe dirt is great..
    FGF was just gross. but it had its moments.
     
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    weird i was forced to watch the break up tonight too

     
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    Strange indeed. What did you think?
     
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    +1000

    Also, Eyes Wide Shut. I wanted to stick a pencil in my eye by the time it was over.

    Oh, same with The Aviator.
     
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    i can't watch "romantic comedies" at all anymore.
    the break up looks like total drivel! i think it was about 5 years ago that i drew the line on those types of films.
    but i know a lot of people get forced to watch them even when they don't want to as well. hehehee

    someone mentioned this film earlier.

    Event Horizon. WHAT A SHIT FILM!!! all copies of it should be BURNED BURNED BURNED
     
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    dancer in the dark (the bjork movie. an ex made me watch this and i feel that deep down, thats why i broke up with her.)
    julien donkey-boy
    pauly shore is dead (i fucking wish.)
    the butterfly effect
    any adam sandler movie.
     
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    really? i thought dancer in teh dark was excellent... i think if u watched requiem for a dream and that movie both in a row though, you would probably want to kill yourself from depression

    and the first adam sandler movies... some of teh funniest movies ever made IMO
     
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    Are these movies we actually saw? Here's my 5 that I saw:

    1. Mystery Men ( HATED IT )
    2. White Chicks
    3. House of the Dead
    4. Gigli
    5. The Wild

    And here's the list of the movies I didn't see but KNOW would suck:

    1. Glitter
    2. From Justin to Kelly
    3. Little Man
    4. Rollerball
    5. (Struggling to think of one right now)
     
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    it was probably my deep burning hate for bjork that kept me from enjoying it.

    i guess i just don't get adam sandler. his stupid idiot face makes me sick. :razz:
     
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    I hope your not talking about Rollerball 1975? :shock:
     
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    memorable bombs I have seen:

    Planet Of The Apes remake
    Eyes Wide shut
    the last 3 star wars
    moulin rouge
    worst movie ever?

    DOMINO
     
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    you hate Bjork :evil:
     
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    i love bjork
    HATED dancer in the dark
    and all levels..
    the story alone made me want to get up and throw things
     
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    bah - bet you hated the soundtrack too
     
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    i thought she was tremendous in that film.

    but seeing as it made me want to kill myself, i would never ever watch it again.

    lol! oops, i mean :cry:
     
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    no love for Julien donkey boy? I loved that film !

    shite films....
    phantom menace (what a waste of time...ruined my lifelong love of the wars)
    Innocence (french art flick so boring and verging on peado schoolgirl obsession)
    dans mo po (this made me actually feel sick, a feat that no horror flick ever has made me women obsessed with self harm, its fucking ten shades of wrong)
    kissed - another art house flick about necrophillia , but it is borning and pointless
    any fucking james bond flick- they are all ass
     
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    let's fight
     
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    :shock: haha
    i know i get that all the time, i must be one of the only people in the world that HATES Bond, and i do hate it ! sorry Skylar!
     
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    i'm in line after skylar. freddy got fingered is fuckin' HILARIOUS! i don't get adam sandler. i have not seen pirates 2 but i heard it was a stinker and i really dug the first one...bummer if true. :twisted:
     

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