The Streets of Ol Frisco sung to the tune of 'The Streets Of Laredo arranged by Arlo Guthrie) As I walked out in the streets of Ol Frisco As I walked out in Ol Frisco one day I spied Pogue holding a toy wrapped up in white linen All wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay "I see by your S7 bag that you are a collector" These words he did say as I tried to sneak by "Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story I've paid too much on Ebay and I know I must cry" "'Twas once in my sportscar I used to go ridin' Until i sold it to bid on Ebay First lead to toy buyin, and then to completing I've blown all my money on this here D.unny and I'm dying today "Let six Pushead Kawsboys come carry my coffin Let six pretty Flowbots come to carry my pall Throw bunches of realheads all over my coffin Throw Munnies to deaden the clods as they fall "Oh, beat the drum slowly, and play the fife lowly And play me some beegees as you carry me along Take me to the green valley and lay the earth o'er me For I'm a collector and I know I've done wrong" We beat the drum slowly and played the fife lowly And bitterly wept as we carried him along For we all loved our comrade, so brave, young and handsome We all loved our comrade although he done wrong
