Just got this email from Amazon. I think they have a different definition of "Preschool Toys" than I do.
I worked at the big A for 9 years. Not only do they have weird categories.... but some of the stock that we saw come through the aisles over the years would surprise you. Like uranium. For... you know... calibrating your geiger counter. Or the gallon jugs of wolf urine that we wanted to mix with the uranium, put in a super soaker and try to create teen wolves. I won't even talk about the dildos.
