i could have sworn there was a Black Fiday thread here. if i missed it, i apologize. anyone do the whole Black Friday thing? i fucking do! i never acutally go "shopping" on black friday though, but i do hit all the stores on black friday. here are the things i like to do: 1). ever have that black friday shopper who assholely blocks off the aisle you tend to go down with his car? instead of cart-ramming him out of the way, have you ever tried throwing everything on the shelf next to you into HIS/HER cart? i've done it many times, every year i've gone out. i've only been punched once. 2). you know how they advertise the "big saver" items, right? for example, a new DVD that retails for $20 is "today only" on sale for $3? yeah,if i come across this rack full of DVD's, i don't buy them, but i throw all of them into my cart and relocate those sale items into the old lady's apparel section, or the car parts. the car parts that i find that have the black friday sale price are relocated (by me) to the freezer. the freezer items (pizza, refrigerated goods) are relocated to the toys section. its pretty fun. next year i am trying to organize/plan a non-buyer parking space routine on all the parking spaces in the local Target parking section. i am friends with a dude that works/manages a junk yard, but i couldn't convince him to pull of my scheme......there is always next year....
