crazy chicks

So what the hell is up with crazy chicks. Why they so crazy and shit. One of them is seriously pissing me off. "I need some time to myself to get straightened out." I FART A LOT, you're crazy, that could take years, wtf?! You expect me to wait around until you deal with your 27 years of being a nutcase? Wtf...?!

*sigh*

 

???

 

it doesn't help that I myself am crazy, to an extent. I am learning that if you are crazy and your significant other is crazy, it had better be compatible types of crazy, or you're just going to both get pissed off...

 

...and what's the deal with shoes?!?

kidding.

Obviously, you're venting about something. That sucks that something isn't going your way.

For the record, not all girls are crazy.

 

bryan, we prefer the term "chicks"

and i'm not crazy, but I start to feel crazy when i read shit like this.

 

i thought you preferred the term "I FART A LOT"? wtf?!

 

yeah i think i'll just refer to myself as "stupid cunt" from now on.

 

dude, werne't you just talking about dumping her last week?

looks like she beat you to it.

lol, just kidding - trying to make light of the situation...

 

When I read stuff like this it makes me feel old.

 

folks folks i'm just venting, hopefully things will get patched up, and if not, well, time to move on. and missy I only use the terms "crazy chick" and "I FART A LOT" in the most flattering fashion, please take no offense.

 

"what's the deal with homework?"

"booo!"[/u]

 

You're just with the wrong girl. Not all girls are crazy. In my experience 8 out of 10 are.

 

You rule, pickle...


Missy- So you're one of those 'call me a chick', chicks....

 

Sorry about the bad news, man.

now you can spend more time obsessing about toys, right? sigh...

 

My current gf annoys the hell out of me all the time, whining at clubs, complaining about making 50 bucks an hour working the door at a club, argumentative for no reason and generally a boring personality. She also has a sidekick which is really annoying and she wants me to move in with her and wants to get married, I am so over it though. Heres a pic, I don't know how much longer I can deal with her either

 

Here's me and my wife on Halloween!!! Crazy chicks are the best dude!


Gawd I look fat there, stupid Ghostbusters outfit adds the pounds

 

Translation: "Wait around for me while I look around a bit."

 

Her costume is...awesome! LOL

...and I'm guessing you're "Ray", right?

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=trrb9FDfuGo

 

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look, i appreciate a good vent too, trust me. But I just wonder if you could enlighten me to the most "flattering fashion" of the word I FART A LOT?

 

"My Nora, what a stylish I FART A LOT you are“ ......?

She was a "Sexy" Lion, ya know, "sexy (fill in the blank)" costumes are always cool.

And NO I was Winston!

 

"Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a I FART A LOT?"

 

dear blooddrinker... you rule, as does your lady.

 

What's wrong with being a I FART A LOT, as in, bee to the muthafuckin' otch? I know I'm a I FART A LOT to some of my friends, and some of my best friends are bitches. It's really a very warm cuddly fuzzy kind of thing.